At work the other day when this IM pops up from my friend, Janet:I love ruining people's lives so much.Chat me up on IM. I'll show you how it's done.Moog out.
I'm an asshole
IM with a man-of-steel who posts his IM's, but doesn't proofread what he redacted (third from bottom, ahem) before posting?I think not.:-)
Denise: FIXED! Phew.
I try to expose a friend on the internet every morning. It gets the blood pumping, like working out with a personal trainer.Without the expense. Or the exertion. Or the sweat messing up my hair and makeup.
denise....with all your exertion and messed up hair/make up and sweat....it smells like sex in here. what did i walk into....nothing like some boston steamroller humor to ruin ones reputationjust dont forget to aim for her mouth
Is Janet your new work wife?
I miss IMing with Janet as well. Perhaps I should drop her a line, but I fear I would not match your same level of compact humor.
Hilarious. A friend and I ran a speed dating company for several years. If anyone had gotten hold of the emails we sent back and forth during that time, we would have lost our lives.
I was going to ask the same question as Mike. Is Janet your new work wife?
Actually, Janet is a work wife from two jobs ago.See? Harassment NEVER gets old.
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