This is what happens when you IM me at 8:00 in the morning. | Mental Poo

Thursday, March 08, 2012

This is what happens when you IM me at 8:00 in the morning.

Sitting at work, my Instant Messenger pops up and the following happens with my friend and former coworker, Kristin.

At the time of this IM message, we worked together. Strange coincidence that after this conversation, she was let go.

*whistles and slowly walks away

For further reference, I attended the funeral of my uncle the day earlier.

Good times. Good times.


In my defense I was literally on my first cup of coffee so I think I was still experiencing 'morning what-the-hell-is-wrong-with-me's' but, honestly, I was kind of bummed about her Sybian machine response.

All I can say is that if our IT Department DOES monitor our IM's, they must have a phenomenal sense of humor because I still work here.

I should probably put quotes around "work."


Carries Rambles said...

for some reason I want to be your IM pal. I'm thinking it would either be hilarious or a great way to finally get fired.

Unknown said...

So I am really glad that our company doesn't monitor IMs or Internet usage or anything, because then they would find out that they pay me entirely too much money to do the 8 hours of actual work I do in a week.

I am sorry she didn't use her Sybian. One of my guy friends had a female roommate briefly that kept blowing circuits finally he went in there one day when she was out only to find her sybian. I don't remember why she moved out.

Paula@lkg4sweetspot said...

I have no words...but, I am still laughing

Simone said...

it's amazing that he had to let the idea marinate for 13 years before he brought it into the market. vaginas are complicated.

meleah rebeccah said...

Yes, you should use quotes around the word WORK! And, um... that's the kind of funeral I'd like to have as well.

Anonymous said...

This is what I am like after too much caffeine. AFTER. TOO MUCH.

Ed said...

I see nothing wrong with this.

Miss Yvonne said...

Jesus, is that why my coffee always tastes so weird at work?

Anonymous said...

LMFAO! I only thought chain smoking ex-porn stars and Bulgarian child sex traffickers owned Sybians.

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