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Monday, May 21, 2012

"Man buys Axe Body Wash, Waits for Orgy"


I use Axe Body Wash regularly for a couple of reasons but mainly it's because their marketing department still has me sold on the fact that if I use it, hordes of women will just jump all over me because it contains pheremones or something (I am not a scientist).

Plus, I have coupons.

So this is an actual conversation I had with my girlfriend, Kerri, while in a store browsing the display of available Axe products:

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Kerri (picking up one of the bottles): "Here...try this one for a change."

Me (reaching for my usual 'Axe - Music' scent): "HELLO? No. I don't think so."

Kerri (confused look): "Um. Ohhhkay. Why not?"

I then proceed to turn all the bottles of Axe around and point to them one at a time.


Then..I turn over the bottle of 'Axe Music' I'm holding in my hand:



*throws it in basket

Kerri: "Oh for chrissakes."

There's a science to this, people. A SCIENCE.

It just doesn't seem to be working.

Maybe I need to use more of it.

I wish I had more coupons.

17 comments:

Jenn said...

*shakes head*

Vinny C said...

And one of those girls will be wearing a skimpy bikini? I need to switch brands.

Sweety Darlin said...

So one day while in the store a couple of guys are spraying axe to see which scent they like. They notice me coming down the aisle and scatter like kids stealing cookies.

I walk through a toxic cloud of axe and upon regaining consciousness chastise the men for their assault on the human race.

Leauxra said...

Why is it that the only thing I can think of here is, "It put's the bodywash in the basket or it gets the hose again"?

Yeah. Um. Sexy.

Eva Gallant said...

well, we'll look forward to hearing about the orgy!

Eva Gallant said...

We'll be looking forward to hearing about the resulting orgy.

life in the mom lane said...

*blink* interesting that you made this observation...
Let us know how it's working for ya *LOL*

Miss Yvonne said...

I'm pretty sure I had this exact conversation with my son when he was 16. Apparently it eventually worked once he got to college, so hang in there buddy.

meleah rebeccah said...

Axe Body Wash smells EXACTLY like teen spirit.

Trucking Tumbleweed said...

Is Dr. Winnifred Cutler involved with Axe? Because if whe is, then that junk is gonna work.

Trucking Tumbleweed said...

It looks like I meant to say "she", but really whe is just a new word for the sex that is Winnifred.

Simone Says... said...

yes - because what wouldn't make life better than having a gaggle of girls nagging you endlessly.

NellieVaughn said...

I hate to admit it, but I really like Axe. I get a whiff of Axe, and I want to bone down.

AtYourCervix said...

Axe = man whore scent. Gag me!

AtYourCervix said...

And not the good kind of gagging.

Susan said...

Oh my god... I'm dying. I've missed checking out your blog. And by the way, my stepsons LOVE AXE... the problem is they are 8 and 11 and the smell of AXE and boys little ASS is not good. At all. :)

La Sirena said...

Yeah .... That's gonna be a long wait...

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