MoogLibs #2 - My apology to people in the Armed Services everywhere because I don't want you to shoot me with your automatic skid marks. | Mental Poo

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

MoogLibs #2 - My apology to people in the Armed Services everywhere because I don't want you to shoot me with your automatic skid marks.

I think I'm going to make this a continuing topic since the first one went over so well.

I took my kids on a couple of road-trip vacations this year, and we usually pass the time by playing MadLibs...that game where you have to fill in the blanks of a story with different types of words.

So I thought I'd give you a little insight as what it's like to play MadLibs in a car with me and my kids. I need to make mention here that my son and I are VERY much alike and, well, this tends to piss off my daughter when every word we give her is 'poop', 'poopy,' 'pooptastic,' 'crap' or some other variation of fecal matter.

This one is about the Army. Supposedly.

Enjoy.


Awesome.

I've got a lot more like this. Stay tuned.

Poop.

4 comments:

Ely North said...

I used to have thirty-calibre earwax and automatic skidmarks. I went on this whole hyper-hygiene trip to try to get rid of them. Turns out I should've just joined the Army. They would've accepted me for who I was. (Unlike my wife...)

Coffeypot said...

If we don't hear from you for a couple of days we can assume the Green Berets and SEALS have read you post and take action. I can't wait to read about it in the next tell-all book.

Eva Gallant said...

I definitely would not play mad libs with you guys!

Paula Wooters said...

I just hate automatic skid marks!

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