Um...no thank you. | Mental Poo

Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Um...no thank you.

I got this offer from Qpon in my email the other day:


GAH.

I'm not sure what's more confusing...that a guy would subject himself to a 'Brazilian' or that he'd actually need a 'classic bikini' treatment.

Then this conversation with my girlfriend ensued:


Honey.

I think we know full well that I manscape with the best of them (this is purely conjecture because I have yet to compare manscaping effectiveness in my social circles)...

..but I draw the line at waxing off my taint hair.

So, out of sheer curiosity (*cough) I click on the 'View this Deal' button at which point I see THIS on the sidebar of the Qpon ad:


AH.

This ad is starting to make more sense to me now but just so they're aware of it, I Tweeted at the Qpon people this:


I don't know how that thing is smiling, though, after having all his short curlies ripped out.

I'll stick with my Mach3, thankyouverymuch.

Manscaped Moog out.

4 comments:

Paul, Dammit! said...

Having dutifully shelled out $90 every 2 1/2 weeks for my wife to get these waxes, I can tell you that if you think PMS is hard to deal with, sharing a g house with a newly-plucked Brazilian girl with a sore grundle is torture.
Speaking of, hetero Brazilian guys don't wax their undercarriage. They wax their chests and arms and legs, which makes them gay of course, but, hey, more women for us.

Pearl said...

Call me old fashioned, but I like to keep my pubes where I can see them.

:-)

Pearl

Anonymous said...

Lol your girlfriend is funny. "Do it." Haha, I sometimes tell my boyfriend that too. He reacts just like you.

Unknown said...

THUMB LOOKS LIKE A PENIS.

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