I was kind of shocked to hear this on the news the other day:
This begs two questions:
1) Really?!
and
2) Can I borrow some money?
So I decided to go ONE STEP FURTHER and not only spend NO MONEY doing a rewrite of "Twas the Night Before Christmas," but to make it:
- even MORE politically correct,
- not biased towards any religion and/or holiday, AND
- modernized
You will see in my new version that Santa is now pretty jacked and not a big obese guy that would normally be charged with home invasion.
Enjoy.
There.
That's better.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, etc. etc. to you all. Seriously.
Merry Moog out.
15 comments:
That's damn near perfect! Sad, but perfect.
A Classic! I posted one for you, too. Read the price tag...
Merry Christmas Mooog!
The poem is awesome.
That is ABSOLUTELY the best version I've ever read!!!
Nice work.
The dryer wasn't broken, this PC family is saving energy for the holiday season.
Lovely poem, warms the heart!
Merry Christmas. Perfect reading for my night.
This is fantastic! I found you from your comment on The Bloggess. Since you have a ”share” button on your blog, I assume you don't mind if I put a link to this post on Facebook.
This is fantastic! I found you from your comment on The Bloggess. Since you have a ”share” button on your blog, I assume you don't mind if I put a link to this post on Facebook.
Go nuts, Alison.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Awesome! Thanks for sharing:). Merry whatever....
Awesome! Thanks for sharing:). Merry whatever....
This is seriously awesome.
I hope the toys he brought were gender neutral!
Yeah that was pretty f'ing awesome.
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