I was kind of shocked to hear this on the news the other day:
This begs two questions:
2) Can I borrow some money?
So I decided to go ONE STEP FURTHER and not only spend NO MONEY doing a rewrite of "Twas the Night Before Christmas," but to make it:
- even MORE politically correct,
- not biased towards any religion and/or holiday, AND
You will see in my new version that Santa is now pretty jacked and not a big obese guy that would normally be charged with home invasion.
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, etc. etc. to you all. Seriously.
Merry Moog out.