Moving Conversations - Part 2 | Mental Poo

Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Moving Conversations - Part 2

As part of our office move, we had to clean out a fairly large double-door cabinet in our computer lab.

I was sitting around talking with a couple of other guys, when Dan asked if it had been cleaned out.

Me: "Yeah. It's empty."

*light bulb

Me: "I think I'm going to hide in it and jump out when the mover's come for it."

Dan: "They'd probably try to kill you."

Me: "BETTER IDEA. I'll tie my hands together with a handkerchief and when they grab the cabinet I'll just fall out of it and onto the floor."

The guys started laughing, suggesting that I put fake blood all over me and stuff.

Me: "Then one of you guys would just look over and go, "OH. There's Jim. I guess he never quit after all.""

In the end, we just - you know - moved the stupid cabinet.

So many great ideas.

So little balls to actually pull them off.


To see Part 1 of "Moving Conversations" click here.


Unknown said...

I'm disappointed; I so believed you'd do something like that!

Megan said...

Oh, the hilariously awesome life I'd have if only I had balls.

Anonymous said...

You should have--it would have been hilarious!!

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