I was sitting in my house drinking alone and watching football because that's what you do when you're a single dad when it's winter and you just dropped your kids off at their mom's house and you're out of Celexa.
Great. NOW I'M SAD. Mainly because I'm at work, but whatever.
So I was sitting there in my all-alone stupor when I heard the faint *bling* of my Facebook Messenger pop up on my laptop.
So I got up and waddled over to find a message from one of my Facebook friends who I've never met and - honestly - have no idea who this person really is other than a fan, I'm assuming.
So, of course, this happened:
Someone should go cheer him up.
But not me. I'm drunk and still out of Celexa.