Once again I am taking to rewriting a classic children's story.
The first time was with "Today I Feel.." which was written by Jamie Lee Curtis back before she turned into a woman with a terrible haircut who has to eat yogurt so she can shit.
The second time I did it, it was the stupid book "The Giving Tree" which still pisses me off to this very day even though I haven't read the damn thing in 5 years.
This time around, I'm doing the "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" book because..well..
RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES!!
All kinds of campers in 2012 dying from Hantavirus at Yosemite National Park.
So that got me thinking about the "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" book and..well..