My tattoo witch friend, Lisa, posted this picture on Facebook for whatever reason.
a) She puts tattoos on me and you NEVER want to piss of THAT person, and
b) She is an actual witch and - you know - fuck being a newt, right?
Regardless, if you're my friend on Facebook then you know I will put stupid shit on things you think are serious whenever I can.
This was no exception, so - upon seeing this - I just started throwing captions at it:
Don't worry, I'm fully prepared to have a ladybug or some shit put on my body next time I'm at her tattoo studio.
Gonna be tough tattooing a newt, though.
But she's a witch. They can do anything.