I was at my girlfriend's house taking a shower.
That, in and of itself, is trickier than you think because when said girlfriend has a 7 and 4 year-old, the shower basically resembles a toy store that has exploded and plastic cups have somehow found the ability to reproduce.
If you think stepping on a Lego in bare feet is bad, try stepping on "Shower Time Dora" with soap in your eyes. NO ES DIVERTIDO.
So I exited the shower, opened the closet, blindly reached in and grabbed a towel.
I dried my face and wrapped it around my waist.
The ends barely reached each other behind me, so I looked down to see this staring back at me:
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Yes.
I had somehow managed to grab her 4-year old's Gorilla-hood towel and unwittingly had strategically placed said gorilla hood directly over my junk so now it basically looked like I was being fellated by a primate.
Man, if I had a nickel.
2 comments:
I am just shaking my head in amazement - it could only happen to you LOL
We have a bunch of those towels. Ducks, frogs, and yes, a gorilla. I can't believe I trusted them around my children. Calling the cops now to have those creepy towels put on the sex offender registry...
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