In his defense, it's KIND OF like a banana | Mental Poo

Thursday, June 27, 2013

In his defense, it's KIND OF like a banana

I was at my girlfriend's house taking a shower.

That, in and of itself, is trickier than you think because when said girlfriend has a 7 and 4 year-old, the shower basically resembles a toy store that has exploded and plastic cups have somehow found the ability to reproduce.

If you think stepping on a Lego in bare feet is bad, try stepping on "Shower Time Dora" with soap in your eyes. NO ES DIVERTIDO.

So I exited the shower, opened the closet, blindly reached in and grabbed a towel.

I dried my face and wrapped it around my waist.

The ends barely reached each other behind me, so I looked down to see this staring back at me:


I had somehow managed to grab her 4-year old's Gorilla-hood towel and unwittingly had strategically placed said gorilla hood directly over my junk so now it basically looked like I was being fellated by a primate.

Man, if I had a nickel.


Vicky said...

I am just shaking my head in amazement - it could only happen to you LOL

Alli said...

We have a bunch of those towels. Ducks, frogs, and yes, a gorilla. I can't believe I trusted them around my children. Calling the cops now to have those creepy towels put on the sex offender registry...

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