More Shit People Send Me

If you're a long time reader you know that I do karate with a guy named "Brian" who, sadly, was defeated by Jesus during our first-ever tournament but I avenged his death/humiliation by rising to the occasion and kicking Jesus' ASS.

Because that's what friends do.

Right before they make fun of their friend's lackluster effort on a blog. Again.

The more you know.

Brian works in those big yellow scoop-type-truck things (Tonkas) when he's not having his ass handed to him by lesser people like myself during sparring class.

FYI..in this video I'm the guy in the tank top because nothing says 'class' like 'tank top.'


How bad is your headache after that?

Please note that this was the second video my daughter took which, honestly, is a lot less funny than the first.

So I'm at work and my phone buzzes and I check it and it's a picture text from Brian with NO SUBJECT and just this:


Um.

Thanks?

So I sent him back this:



To which he replies:


Brian doesn't send me pictures any more.

Probably a good idea.