This is why we can't have nice things | Mental Poo

Monday, June 17, 2013

This is why we can't have nice things

Walked out of my shower one night to find that my lovely daughter had taken my childhood ventriloquist doll (don't ask) and sat it on my kitchen counter.

In it's hand, was this note:

It did, what?



Me: "WHY?!"

Daughter: "He did poopies."

He did. Delicious, chocolately, childhood-ventriloquist-doll poopies.

Hey. Chocolate is chocolate. Doesn't matter how it got there.


Coffeypot said...

At least she can still say poopies with a straight face. My daughter would just say. "...the damn doll got the screaming shits."

anna said...

like father like daughter haha

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