David Hasselhoff cordially invites you... | Mental Poo

Monday, November 11, 2013

David Hasselhoff cordially invites you...

It's safe to say at this point that David Hasselhoff is wearing pretty thin in my household these days.

He's pretty much become an integral part of our everyday lives, much to the chagrin of my fiancee.

My fiancee who will - on November 23, 2103 - become my wife.

O_O

We decided to have a very very very small wedding because (a) we're pretty much broke and (b) please see (a).

So of course we're doing all the normal wedding planning bullshit that comes along with planning a ceremony that you can't really afford or don't want to have or spend any money on when the decision on how we should invite the 15 friends and family came up.

Ah.

Invitations.

Normally I don't give a shit about anything except saving money but OH MY GOD THE GREATEST INVITATION IDEA OF ALL TIME IS RIGHT HERE IN OUR LIVING ROOM. So I came up with this:

I think the stars and lightning bolts really underscore how Hofftastic the wedding is going to be.

If by 'Hofftastic' you mean 'you should probably eat beforehand and maybe bring a flask because it's cash bar and we'll probably only serve pigs in a blanket.'

This was after I suggested having the cutout brought to the hall where we're getting married and having him be the ringbearer.

Like this:


This got shot down even though I thought this was also a Hofftastic idea.


I can see I'm not going to win many arguments, already.

5 comments:

carlos_teran said...

It was a great idea. By the way, I wish you the best to both of you, in advance. :D

fishducky said...

I like the idea--& MAZEL TOV!!

Dave said...

Love the idea. But please take note of this line: "My fiancee who will - on November 23, 2103 - become my wife."

Waiting another 90 years to marry her? Cold feet much? :) I think this is less a typo and more a Freudian slip!

Timothy Hecht said...

Now I have to make a trip to New England.

Congratulations! Good Luck!

Vicky said...

Congrats on the impending nuptials. :)

May the Hoff be with you....

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