It's safe to say at this point that David Hasselhoff is wearing pretty thin in my household these days.
He's pretty much become an integral part of our everyday lives, much to the chagrin of my fiancee.
My fiancee who will - on November 23, 2103 - become my wife.
We decided to have a very very very small wedding because (a) we're pretty much broke and (b) please see (a).
So of course we're doing all the normal wedding planning bullshit that comes along with planning a ceremony that you can't really afford or don't want to have or spend any money on when the decision on how we should invite the 15 friends and family came up.
Normally I don't give a shit about anything except saving money but OH MY GOD THE GREATEST INVITATION IDEA OF ALL TIME IS RIGHT HERE IN OUR LIVING ROOM. So I came up with this:
If by 'Hofftastic' you mean 'you should probably eat beforehand and maybe bring a flask because it's cash bar and we'll probably only serve pigs in a blanket.'
This was after I suggested having the cutout brought to the hall where we're getting married and having him be the ringbearer.
This got shot down even though I thought this was also a Hofftastic idea.
I can see I'm not going to win many arguments, already.