By now you've probably heard about John Travolta butchering Idina Menzel's name at the Oscars so badly that it sounded like he was having a stroke.
What maybe you DIDN'T know is that Slate created a Travoltaism generator so you could see how John would pronounce YOUR name.
I went ahead and decided to enter in all the Best Picture nominees to see what he'd say if he had to announce them.
Enjoy. Or, as John Travolta would say, "Eamon."
...and the winner is....
Gah.
Then I thought about how furious Kelly would be when John screams this out during sex:
"WHO THE FUCK IS KIRSTY PERTERSORN?!?!?!?!"
I don't know, but she sounds kind of hot.
