About Me | Mental Poo

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

About Me

So, this is where I'm supposed to tell you about myself.

Joy.

Q: How tall are you?
A: I'm short.

Q: How old are you?
A: I'm old.

You see how this is going, right?

Q: I WANT YOU! I SHALL MAKE YOU MINE!
A: FANTASTIC.

My divorce was final in August of 2010 so, you know, YOU HAVE GREAT TIMING!

Please send your credentials including, but not limited to: a photo, nude photos, any username/passwords you have to pay-for-porn sites and maybe a short/long list of stuff you'd do to me.

Then we'll talk.

Q: Do you have kids?
A: I have two kids, a boy and a girl.

The girl is older.

This automatically makes the boy younger based on the law of physics and/or common sense and mabye some sort of 'Good Will Hunting' math shit.

Both are giant pains in the ass.

Q: What's up with the hand for your picture?
A: Not a fucking clue

And, yes, that's my hand in the banner.

Q: How many letter "O's" are there in Moooooog35?
A: There are SIX letter "O's" in the name Moooooog35. No more, no less. Six. Unless I'm tired and I just do four. But six, definitely. Or four. But usually six.

Q: WTF is a Moooooog35, anyway?
A: Moooooog35 is derived from one of the greatest Boston Bruins goalies of my lifetime, Andy Moog, who wore jersey #35.

I own an Andy Moog Bruins jersey, autographed by about 20 former Bruins, and it's about 20 years old. I love that shirt.

Regardless...

When Andy Moog made a save, the crowd would chant: "Moooooog".

Side note: Believe it or not, when I was getting that email address years ago, Moog35 was already taken...up to four letter 'O's.'

Now you know.



Q: So, what's 'midgetmanofsteel' then?
A: Shit...Midgetmanofsteel, on the other hand, just really fits me to a T.

Q: You think you're great, don't you?
A: Yes, I think I'm awesome.

You should, too.

12 comments:

Maxie said...

I was 7 in 1992. Just wanted to let you know.

санжог said...

You are something!! nice

Kris said...

I do believe you and I are about the same age.

*faints*

Sarah P said...

You look like Eddie Van Halen. You should get a jean jacket.

Alexia said...

Oh I already follow you on Twitter- c'est un monde petit!

The Flying Chalupa said...

You're cracking me up here.

Yeah, the Empress sent me. I always do what I'm told. But lovin' the site. And the hockey reference.

See you around!
Madama Chalupa

jack mehoff said...

great references riddled throughout - found yourself a new reader - keep up the immaturity!

HogsAteMySister said...

5'4 and 55. 30 years in PR and journalism. Fucking top THAT and I'll be impressed and call in an air strike to help you.

Lady Estrogen said...

I can now die happily; my life is complete. Thank you for explaining. LOL
Nice hair, btw!

Not Just Another Jennifer said...

So glad you explained this. It makes perfect sense.

meleah rebeccah said...

Ah.Ha. I always wondered why you chose the name Moog.

Jessica said...

I am now totally enlightened. And yes, you did have great hair.

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