So, this is where I'm supposed to tell you about myself.Joy.
Q: How tall are you?
A: I'm short.
Q: How old are you?
A: I'm old.
You see how this is going, right?
Q: I WANT YOU! I SHALL MAKE YOU MINE!
A: FANTASTIC.My divorce was final in August of 2010 so, you know, YOU HAVE GREAT TIMING!
Please send your credentials including, but not limited to: a photo, nude photos, any username/passwords you have to pay-for-porn sites and maybe a short/long list of stuff you'd do to me.
Then we'll talk.
Q: Do you have kids?
A: I have two kids, a boy and a girl.
The girl is older.
This automatically makes the boy younger based on the law of physics and/or common sense and mabye some sort of 'Good Will Hunting' math shit.
The girl is older.
This automatically makes the boy younger based on the law of physics and/or common sense and mabye some sort of 'Good Will Hunting' math shit.
Both are giant pains in the ass.
Q: What's up with the hand for your picture?
A: Not a fucking clue
And, yes, that's my hand in the banner.
And, yes, that's my hand in the banner.
Q: How many letter "O's" are there in Moooooog35?
A: There are SIX letter "O's" in the name Moooooog35. No more, no less. Six. Unless I'm tired and I just do four. But six, definitely. Or four. But usually six.
Q: WTF is a Moooooog35, anyway?
A: Moooooog35 is derived from one of the greatest Boston Bruins goalies of my lifetime, Andy Moog, who wore jersey #35.
I own an Andy Moog Bruins jersey, autographed by about 20 former Bruins, and it's about 20 years old. I love that shirt.
Regardless...
When Andy Moog made a save, the crowd would chant: "Moooooog".
Side note: Believe it or not, when I was getting that email address years ago, Moog35 was already taken...up to four letter 'O's.'
Now you know.
Q: So, what's 'midgetmanofsteel' then?
A: Shit...Midgetmanofsteel, on the other hand, just really fits me to a T.
Q: You think you're great, don't you?
A: Yes, I think I'm awesome.
You should, too.
12 comments:
I was 7 in 1992. Just wanted to let you know.
You are something!! nice
I do believe you and I are about the same age.
*faints*
You look like Eddie Van Halen. You should get a jean jacket.
Oh I already follow you on Twitter- c'est un monde petit!
You're cracking me up here.
Yeah, the Empress sent me. I always do what I'm told. But lovin' the site. And the hockey reference.
See you around!
Madama Chalupa
great references riddled throughout - found yourself a new reader - keep up the immaturity!
5'4 and 55. 30 years in PR and journalism. Fucking top THAT and I'll be impressed and call in an air strike to help you.
I can now die happily; my life is complete. Thank you for explaining. LOL
Nice hair, btw!
So glad you explained this. It makes perfect sense.
Ah.Ha. I always wondered why you chose the name Moog.
I am now totally enlightened. And yes, you did have great hair.
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