My F*cking Blog is Full of Sh*twords! | Mental Poo

Thursday, April 17, 2008

My F*cking Blog is Full of Sh*twords!

This JUST in...

BREAKING NEWS ABOUT "MENTAL POO":

The Blog-O-Cuss Meter - Do you cuss a lot in your blog or website?

No shit.

Well, there's a big f*cking surprise for you.

Here's the good part:



760% MORE CUSSING THAN THE LEADING WEBSITES.


That's right, bitches.

SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY PERCENT MORE.

I need to make a commercial.

I also need to aim higher.

Just think of what it COULD be if I didn't put little "*" things in the actual swear words.

Reach for the stars, my mom always said.

Which is tough, when you're just over five feet tall...

...and the only stars you can actually reach are the ones on the sidewalk in Hollywood.

My mom is so proud.

So very, f*cking proud.

15 comments:

The Doggy Did It said...

I dunno, I think it is rigged, because I am a trucker, and I only got 45%.

God damn, fucken, ass pirate, cheatin meter!

billymac said...

I got 42.6%... if you read my site, that seems low.

Pope Benedict XVI said...

You pround becuase of your Filthy Mouth, De Pope should spank you.

wolf said...

With a little work, I think you could get to 1000%. I have faith in you. Be all you can be!

rs27 said...

What categorizes as cussing? You do say poop a lot. Maybe that ups the ante.

Becky..AMHW said...

I'm adding a "twat" to your site, because "twat" is one of my favorite words. It's a round word and feels good when you enunciate it.

Twat...


ahhhhh....

moooooog35 said...

I KNEW this was going to happen.

Potty mouths. Potty mouths ALL OF YOU!!

Welcome to my club!

Mike said...

I only got 41.4%.

I'm going to have to try harder, for fucks sake!

What the FUCK is wrong with me?

I'm usually such a SHIT disturber!

Oh well.

Naughty Lakota said...

Ha! I fucking ROCK! I got:
Around 100% of the pages on your website contain cussing.
This is 1011% MORE than other websites who took this test.

The disturbing part of this though is that the score was for my intellectual, good girl blog.

My x-rated Lakota blog got 0%. Ummmmm.... errrrrr...

catscratch diva said...

I shit you not, I got 71%.

Malach the Merciless said...

I am an angel only 12.3%

Malicious Intent said...

I am so ashamed....I only got; "Around 35.8% of the pages on your website contain cussing.
This is 298% MORE than other websites who took this test."

I need to try harder I guess. I hate be a slacker.

And if you are going to say fuck, why not just type fuck instead of the sissy F*ck??? I mean, what's the fucking point?

Mal, you are hiding something, cause no one is buying that line from you. Malach the Merciless + Angel = Bullshit.

Deb said...

I don't trust people who don't cuss. It usually turns out that they're uptight pussies with their dicks up their asses. But not you, little man, not you. This test is proof, as if any fuckers need it.

Tiggy said...

I scored a shocking 14.9%. I am a disgrace to the blogging community. And to think one short post contained 5 'fucks' this week.

Simply Curious said...

Around 47.5% of the pages on your website contain cussing.

Not too shabby. Actually, I'm a little surprised. I honestly didn't expect it to be so high. I think that's what happens when fuck is used in almost every sentence. I was raised right. Honest.

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