This JUST in...
BREAKING NEWS ABOUT "MENTAL POO":
Well, there's a big f*cking surprise for you.
Here's the good part:
760% MORE CUSSING THAN THE LEADING WEBSITES.
That's right, bitches.
SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY PERCENT MORE.
I need to make a commercial.
I also need to aim higher.
Just think of what it COULD be if I didn't put little "*" things in the actual swear words.
Reach for the stars, my mom always said.
Which is tough, when you're just over five feet tall...
...and the only stars you can actually reach are the ones on the sidewalk in Hollywood.
My mom is so proud.
So very, f*cking proud.