Atheists everywhere are rejoicing.
They have their validation.
That's right folks....apparently....
THERE IS NO GOD.
I have the proof.
Here it is:
Not ONLY is she engaged...but...but...
Ryan F*cking Reynolds?
Isn't this the guy from "Van Wilder?"
What did that make, like, $4 at the f*cking box office?
Could she actually aim any lower?
Van F*cking Wilder.
...this has prompted a new poll on the right side of this page.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
As I believe that "Scarlett Marrying Ryan" is the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse (he was not very popular with the press until now).
Of course...this assumes you believe in God...
...which we now know is simply not possible.
He wouldn't have allowed this travesty to happen.
On a side note, my daughter's First Communion is this Saturday.
...but it will be in protest.
See you next week!