The Blatant Redirect | Mental Poo

Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Blatant Redirect


I got nothin'.

This is also what happens when my vas deferens makes a call to my nuts.

Vas Deferens: "She's opening up!! I'm gonna need some swimmers up here, STAT!"

Balls (blank stare): "I got nothin'."

Ah..vasectomies.

No post today - however, I WILL be having my third Casting Couch guest post tomorrow, courtesy of RS27.

In the meantime, you can head on over to "Moog's Movie Reviews" and read my brother-in-law's review of "The Happening."


It's good (the review, that is) - he's a wicked funny guy.

Tomorrow there, you'll get a review of "The Incredible Hulk."

Yeah...I go to the movies a little.

If you want to guest blog here, or be a critic on the Movie site, shoot me an email here or via the link on the right.

Enjoy your day...I'm gonna go toss some air bubbles in the men's room.

Moog out.

14 comments:

Malicious Intent said...

How can you say you have nothing when you have me???

We need to talk about that film/production you are to star in anyway. Mike is on board.

C.Rag said...

Are porn reviews okay?

moooooog35 said...

MI: ixnay on the ilmfay. Mike or not, I'm not getting spanked on camera. Again.

C.Rag: I DO have an "adult" section - however, I'd like to try to keep the graphic nature of the reviews down to a minimum...lest I be branded with the feared "Content Authorization" screen. I realize this may be tough for you. But, go nuts.

Malicious Intent said...

You heart breaking bastard! How dare you back out of our agreement. I even left you an extra 2 dollars on the dresser the other night and this is the thanks I get? I even got a new paddle made from real leather, not the artifical stuff.

Do you know how many people are going to be out of work now beacause of YOU. Like, three!

Hungry Mother said...

Your non-posts are longer than my posts.

Blonde Goddess said...

You're backing out on the spanking scene?
The MI gave me a small cameo and I WANT my moment in the spotlight. I was even planning on wearing my cleaning the fridge latex outfit.

No more smelly fingers for you mister!

catscratch diva said...

Have a Coke and a smile, Dear. It will make everything all better.

angel said...

you totally crack me up!

Douchegirl said...

I cannot wait for that glorious post where two of the funniest bloggers (RS and you)unite forces to make me laugh till I pee.

rs27 said...

I can't wait to see a review of any Jenna Jameson flick.

She does some great acting.

I've heard.

Mike said...

Mooooog

I think you should paint yourself green like the incredible hulk.

......... What does halloween being months away have to do with anything?

Slick said...

Dammit...so I'll never be able to hit you up for child support??

Crap...better change my plans now.

moooooog35 said...

MI & BG: Enough already with the spanking and finger thing...you're starting to sound like my father.

Hungry: First time I've been called longer than another guy. Thank you. Thank you SO much.

Catscratch: Diet coke. Watching my girly figure.

Angel: I do what I can. Thanks!

Douche (seriously..change the name..freaks me out): RS27's post is entirely his...he deserves as much readership as he can get.

RS27: Critics wanted. Enquire within. Just wash your hands first.

Mike: As soon as I get this Iron Man outfit off, you're on.

Slick: You can't hit me up for child support. On the bright side, we can get married now in TWO states!

Cinder-Single said...

It has been a long time since I have been here!! pardon my Absence please! hahahaha!! Nothing to write about eh? I like what the balls had to say!!!

Movie review eh? I am a junking call on me when you have a chick flick critic!! I am all there for ya man!!!

Happy Thursday!!!

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