FYI - New review of "The Dark Knight" over on Moog's Movie Reviews.
So, I'm in Seattle this week on vacation with no access to a computer.
As such, I've decided to try to create a post of my activities for each day, and see
if I ended up getting it right.
This is Day #1:
Today the wife and I left for Seattle, Washington.
(Seattle motto: "Got Heroin?")
We took Jet Blue out of Boston. I LOVE Jet Blue.
I love Jet Blue because they:
a) Have Dunkin Donuts coffee
b) Give you food
c) Let you watch TV in your seat so you can catch up on all the episodes of "Dora the Explorer" you've missed.
I mean, "SportCenter."
The only problem with the flight is that we had a stopover at JFK Airport in New York.
Not sure about you, Travel Log, but I hate stopping at a location where even the women talk like Arthur Fonzarelli.
Oh, look! A coffee shop in the airport!
Me: "Hi, I'd like a muffin, please."
Lady at register: "Heeeeey....Ow Yuuu Doin?"
Then she pretended to hit me but then combed her hair instead!!
You got me, Fonzeretta...you got me!
Mrs. Cunningham was HOT.
I was also FINALLY inducted into the "Mile High Club!"
The bad news is that it was in the men's room with a guy named "Steve" and completely against my will.
Whatever. I'M IN THE MILE HIGH CLUB!!
I'd jump for joy, but my ass is killing me.
We got to Seattle 9 hours from when we left and, I can say, it smells like a strange mixture of fish and Curt Kobain.
Just. Like. Courtney Love.
See ya tomorrow, Travel Log.
Monday, July 21, 2008