My New Baby | Mental Poo

Thursday, July 10, 2008

My New Baby

First off...two reviews over on "Moog's Movie Reviews":

1) Teeth

2) Juno



Remember...if you have a movie review you'd like to submit or if you'd like to see a movie reviewed (no gay porn or chick-flicks, please), just email me.

I'm easy like that.

You know, I suppose that explains the genital warts.


Moving on...

There is a new edition to my family.

She's big.


She's loud.


She's black.

And, no, it's not Oprah or Star Jones off the wagon at a Chinese buffet.


Here she is:


It might not be as comfortable as riding Oprah or Star...

..but I can bet it handles gas a lot better.

Man...

I don't even want to think about that.

Now...

Who's riding bitch?

27 comments:

AngryMan said...

I'd guess that somehow you'll end up riding bitch on your own motorcycle.

Mike said...

Moooog

Can your legs reach the shifter, or did you hire a midget to do that for you???

C.Rag said...

If you rode Oprah or Star, you would get lost in their fat.

The Doggy Did It said...

you should not talk about Oprah...she has powers. People disappear, most likely into her fat rolls, or Scientology.

Narm said...

Check out Kelly Willis - Don't Come The Cowboy With Me Sonny Jim.

Good tune.

Wait - I'm the Kelly Willis fan here?

Damnit.

Mimzie Beaumont said...

Are you tall enough to even ride this?

moooooog35 said...

Angry: I'm not tall enough to reach back there...but somehow, you're probably right.

Mike/Mimzie: Actually...it's being lowered as we speak. No shit. Sucks to be short.

C.Rag: Stop turning me on, woman!

Doggy: I hear she's hiding Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's child hostage in Stedman's genital area.

Narm: Nice song title - did she randomly pull these words out of a bingo ball shuffler to come up with that?

Kristen said...

"It might not be as comfortable as riding Oprah or Star but I bet it handles gas a lot better"

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

I heart you.

Kristen said...

Oh, and I know this is old news, but I voted for your comment on RS27's comment contest thing instead of for myself.

I'm very nice.

Becky..AMHW said...

I'm willing to drape across that thing in a fringed red leather bikini.

But, I'm not riding bitch. I'm a wuss and that thing is guaranteed to make me pee all over.

If I peed on your bike you'd beat me up.

OHmommy said...

Congrats on your baby.

I really didn't "get" the big deal about Harleys until I attended the anniversary in Milwaukee in the early 2000s.

I rode one.

I liked it. A lot. I'm just saying, I get it now.

meleah rebeccah said...

Damn Thats Hot.

Love your new bike.

BTW - your movie reviews are the best. EVER. I love them!

moooooog35 said...

Kristen: Thanks. I heart me, too.

Kristen: Ah - you're back. Thanks for the vote!! Got me a shirt that I haven't collected yet!

Becky: I may purchase the optional sidecar with plaid seats. That way - no draping!! More comfort for you - less pee on my seats for me! Win-win!

OHMommy: Believe it or not, my first time riding it will be when I pick it up this afternoon. Harley doesn't let you test drive their bikes. This will seriously suck if I don't like it...seriously. Really seriously. Like, really.

Raspootin said...

Reminds me of the good ole days when my ex-husband and I agrued about him keeping the Harley in the living room.

I should have fought him for it in the divorce...

It ended up on top of his refrigerator after his house got flooded during Katrina. Told him not to keep it inside :)

Yamichi said...

Fucking SWEEEET dude. sweet.

I hate harleys' sounds but I love the way they look and even a midget would look cool on one.
Did you have to get yours "special sized" so you could straddle it at stop lights?

rs27 said...

I really thought you were going with Whoopi Goldberg there.

She was great in um..um..yeah..that..um..

Yamichi said...

Sidecars are for bitches.

HeyJoe said...

Damn, several others have already stolen my short-man put downs. Oh well. Guess I'll just say nice ride little man.

Hungry Mother said...

Beautiful bike. I wish my wife had the guts to let me have one.

The Offended Blogger said...

That is one bad ass Vespa, mooooog. Bring it to Idaho ~ no helmet law. ;)

Titania Starlight said...

Congrats on the new addition to your family. The thought of your riding Oprah or Star Jones is going to give me nightmare tonight. Thank. :o)~

catscratch diva said...

Dammmit! That's sweeeet! Reckon you'll be able to keep off the walls with it?

Malach the Merciless said...

I can't I would be dead in ten minutes and I have 50 more years to make my wife's life miserable.

Practically Joe said...

"..but I can bet it handles gas a lot better.

So this must mean you got the super-duper, heavy-duty, extra-thick, re-enforced, double-layered leather seat???
Okay then ... Good luck ... ride like the wind ... while breaking wind.

Linda and her Surroundings said...

Hmmm, am feeling q pang of jealousy. Nice bike. Enjoy it and, I hate to do the mummy thing here, be careful out there on them busy roads.

moooooog35 said...

Raspootin: HOLY CRAP! You're a chick! Good to know...the picture kind of throws you off.

Yamichi: Yep - lowered and a shorter seat. I now feel like I'm one with the potholes.

HeyJoe: Thanks dude. No one's claimed bitch yet, so the position is still available for you.

Hungry: That's a nice dress you're wearing. Sew it yourself?

Offended: None in NH, either...but I enjoy being able to hear rocks and shit bounce off my facemask and not my forehead.

Catscratch: I opted for the normal tires so, no, no walls. But my SpideyBike rocks!!

Malach: Worth a shot.

PracJoe: Yes - that's exactly how the seat is listed in the catalog, too.

Linda: Thanks, mom!!

Evil Genius said...

SWEET!! (The ride, that is!!)

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