Caption THIS, Abigail!! | Mental Poo

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Caption THIS, Abigail!!

Just some random crap today.

First, HeyJoe keeps emailing me f*cking pictures saying:

"Hey, Rod. Do something with this!"

Then I say:


Then he emails me another one saying:

"Hey Rod, I KNOW you can do something with this."

To which I reply:

"Joe...I believe this is violating the terms of your restraining order."

You'd think his prison would keep better tabs on this shit.

I'm kidding - Joe's a great guy with a great blog.

Make sure you visit him (hours are 3 -5, Monday through Friday).

Regardless, here's the picture Joe sent me:

If you have a caption for this, feel free to let fly.

The best caption gets nothing as a prize.

For me, this is a win-win.

Here's what I came up with:

My apologies to those people who actually have colon cancer...

...and didn't choose a doctor who would give them a reach-around.

Also, there's a new movie review on Moog's Movie Reviews:

"Definitely, Maybe"

Total chick flick, and my third Abigail Breslin film this year.

I believe I may be gay.

Maybe I should go into proctology.

Moog out.


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Christina_the_wench said...

Wrestling is gay. I've decided. Tight body suits, grabbing each other's asses and legs, putting your head where it doesn't belong.


So you want more rubber gloves for Christmas? I can hook you up. Like last time.

Malach the Merciless said...

More fun with the opposite sex

Anonymous said...


Anonymous said...

It's only gay if you make eye contact.

Knight said...

Salad Tossing. The hot new sport of the 2012 Olympics.

LBluca77 said...

I think you might be gay too

Becky..AMHW said...

Smells like teen spirit?

Retarded reach around.

I have a pony.

HeyJoe said...

Rim jobs - they're not just for sailors.

Juan shows Carlos his new tongue extension

Mike said...

Olympic ATM. The latest lame Olympic sporting event.

coffeypot said...

The first poster is wrong. If I blow in a woman’s face she won't have time to follow me because she will be wiping her face with a towel or handy wipe or something.

And for the wrestling how about, "Can you hear me now?"

rs27 said...

I'm pretty sure knight has this wrapped up.

I like..


Really we like women.

c.watson said...

Is it me or does the guy in red look like maybe he's enjoying it a little too much?

Slick said...


Props to ya. Fuckin' hilarious caption.

Hidden Object said...

Another Good Ass Looking Thing. lol ))

catscratch said...

Nah. You're too sarcastic to be gay.

Proctologists make bank. I think you should do that.

Chris Wood said...

I always think it's important to have a check up while playing basketball. Good to know you have the doc's complete attention. And head up your ass.

Mike said...

Oh you're right - guys ARE better with the tongue!

meleah rebeccah said...

Oh My God. I could never compete with your caption!! That is priceless.

I think I might even have to save that photo for the next time the subject of colon cancer comes up!

Too f*cking funny!

Joe must keep finding and sending you pictures for captions. I say you should consider dropping that restraining order!!

meleah rebeccah said...

lol @ midleah

"Its Only Gay If You Make Eye Contact"

Nice One.

Colonel Colonel said...

Become a NY Yankees pitcher and then you can have all the lube you want...

C.Rag said...

Oh buttlickers are so useful.

Hick@Heart said...

Wrestling shoes: 75 dollars

New red singlet: 52 dollars

Entrance fee to the tournament: 100 dollars.

Having a juicy wet fart ready to go at just the right moment; ......Priceless!

The Diva's Thoughts said...

This would be so much better with Ranch dressing.

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