Today, I start my new job.
My last job sucked more ass than Lindsay Lohan at a sorority party with an open bar.
That's a LOT of ass.
I suppose I'll be busier here...with less time to devote to my faithful whores.
I meant "horde".
(on a related note, "Whore Horde" would be a great name for a rock band)
Don't worry...I'll still be posting...
...and replying to your "Dear Moog" letters...
...and answering your Q&A bullshit.
I'm just not sure how much or how often.
I'll do what I can, but no promises.
I can guarantee you that I'll have new stories to tell.
Because I'll be working with my friend, Kristin.
Don't know Kristin yet? Check here and here and here.
Just don't eat before reading.
I hope Human Resources has a good sense of humor.
Wish me luck, whores.
I meant, "horde."