The Move | Mental Poo

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

The Move

Today, I start my new job.

My last job sucked more ass than Lindsay Lohan at a sorority party with an open bar.

That's a LOT of ass.

I suppose I'll be busier here...with less time to devote to my faithful whores.


I meant "horde".

(on a related note, "Whore Horde" would be a great name for a rock band)

Don't worry...I'll still be posting...

...and commenting...

...and replying to your "Dear Moog" letters...

...and answering your Q&A bullshit.

I'm just not sure how much or how often.

I'll do what I can, but no promises.

I can guarantee you that I'll have new stories to tell.

Because I'll be working with my friend, Kristin.

Don't know Kristin yet? Check here and here and here.

Just don't eat before reading.

I hope Human Resources has a good sense of humor.

Wish me luck, whores.


I meant, "horde."


AngryMan said...

Good luck not getting fired.

FreeOscar said...

Doesn't your employer know that you have to keep us entertained? That's what they pay you to do.

Narm said...

And the motivation posters? Don't tell me you are taking them away? I was just getting to know them.

Christina_the_wench said...

You live to serve us. Don't you forget it.

Jen said...

Don't you know the chain of command around here, moog??
1. Faithful blog readers
2. Your children
3. Your wife
4. Employer

Shouldn't you have broken this news to us earlier? We would like to have a say in your career changes.
Well, good luck and I still expect a daily the hell am I supposed to be non-productive at work without you??!


LBluca77 said...

I am sure your new boss would understand you need to make time in the day for your faithful readers.

Good luck with the new job.

Coffeypot said...

Good luck in your new job. I'm sure you will be the best toilet cleaner/floor sweeper ever hired at Kristin’s work place. I know you will enjoy the old lady who shits out her pussy, too. Get video’s if you can.

Unknown said...

Where do you hoarde whores? You can hardly stick them all in a drawer under your sweaters.

Rahul said...

You posted my band name for everyone.

I appreciate the publicity.

Colleen said...

I don't really care about your job I just come here to be entertained so that better not stop. If it does we have ways of getting you fired.

Yours faithfully

whore er um horde member

Moooooog35 said...


Well, I'm here.

My commute was an absolute HELLISH 8 miles, taking upwards of 12 minutes.

My last job: 32 miles each way on Massachusetts highways...equivalent to 64 miles and 56 hours off my life per day. Basically, I'm now 215 years old thanks to that f*cking commute.

No worries, folks - more posts are on their way...I just might not be around so much to tell you all to f*ck off.

So, if you could continue saying it to yourselves, that would suffice.

Thanks in advance.

Moog out.

HeyJoe said...

I love it – first day on the job and already dicking off commenting on blogs.

The fact that it's your OWN blog is sad and pathetic, but nonetheless, great first day work ethic.

Anonymous said...

Good luck @ your new job.

And please don't go too far or stay away from blogging for too long. You are sofa king entertaining the Internet would NOT be the same with out you!

Mike said...

You need to get your priorities straight. Blogging is more important than working.

You are here for our entertainment.

Mike said...

Check your friends chair for old poo stains before she offers you a seat in her office.

Or her orifice.


Malach the Merciless said...

HAve fun

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