Motivational Filler - Ignorance | Mental Poo

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Motivational Filler - Ignorance

Before I start today... a new movie review of:

"Fly Me to the Moon - 3D"

...over on "Moog's Movie Reviews."

This marks the first time - and hopefully last time - that I discuss housefly kickboxing and insect breasts.

Flies have the life.



Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.


...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you:

Giant fuzzy things scare me.

Yet another reason I shave my balls.

If you want to see all of them, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.


AngryMan said...

When you say "If you want to see all of them, click here", are you referring to your balls? I mean, the prior sentence was "Yet another reason I shave my balls".

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Anonymous said...

I thought that, too. Just how many do you have?!?

Narm said...

Please tell me you are going to do a post on the OTHER reasons you shave your balls.

Knight said...

I was hoping to click through to shaved ball pictures as well. What a let down.

LBluca77 said...

I am to scared to click here. It is to early in the morning to see your shaved balls.

The Absent Minded Housewife said...

When you invited me to see all of them with a hyperlink, I was not expecting to see your posters.

I am not thinking coherently this morning.

Kellie said...

No woman wants to be reaching into a dense dark forest of pubic hair coated in ball sweat.

If a woman is expected to groom, then the man should too.

Good call.

Jen said...

I didn't click, thinking a picture of your balls would appear on my screen at work, just as my boss would walk by and wonder what the HELL I was looking at on his time.

Moooooog35 said...

Angry:'re not the only one who made that mistake. Amazing how many people think I'd actually show my nuggets.

Midleah: how many do I have..what? Posters or balls?

Narm: search this site for either 'balls' or 'vasectomy.' Either way, you'll know more about my scrotum than you'd ever want to.

Knight: If I showed you them now, what purpose would you have to keep coming back here? Keep them wanting more, you know.

lbluca: It's never too early. Ever. I tell my right hand this every morning when she fights me on it.

Becky: yet another one. You people are twisted.

Kellie: Amen. Wait..wait. Did I just turn gay?

Jen: it's okay. It's only a picture of a taint. Go ahead and click.

Mike said...

I was bitten by an irradiated chipmunk.

The only thing that changed was my cheeks got fucking huge.


Anonymous said...

You are an amazingly creative man.

Jen said...
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Anonymous said...

sheer genius.

Malach the Merciless said...

I would do a big giant fuzzy Sarah Palin

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