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Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Whoring Myself Out


Just a few tidbits today.

(unzipping pants)

First, a shout out here to Spazoid and his new site, "The Truth of Water."

Although the title sounds all "new wave" and "hip" and "Alan Alda" and shit...

...it's actually about water.

Yeah.

I have no idea either.


But - Spazoid has a message to send and it's about any questions you have about water.

ANY Questions.

My question was:

"Why is water wet? Or does it just feel that way because we're so dry?"


His answer was not funny.

It was the truth about water.

Hence, the f*cking title. Who knew?

Got a question about water? Give him a shout.

But don't take away my next question:

If there is water, water everywhere...but not a drop to drink...why is Rachael Ray famous?


Thanks in advance.


Secondly - there's a new Moog's Movie Review of:

Hard Candy

No, it's not about the prostitute I got named "Candy" who turned out to be a guy.

Stupid Mach 3 razors.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SHAVE SO CLOSE?!?



Also, Indrani Battaahcycayaycaria (man...I think I butchered that) from "Upstream from Lethe" awarded me the following award:


Thanks, Indrani.

I love my blog, too.

Sometimes, I take it out to dinner.

Then I slip it a roofie in it's Shirley Temple and have my way with it.

Me: "HOW YOU LIKE MY PAGERANK NOW, BITCH?!? HOW YOU LIKE DAT?!?"


Dirty little blog. She knows she wants it.

But I've digressed.

Thanks, Indrani.

And thank you, too, Candy.

Scruffy or not...best reach-around ever.

Moog out.

15 comments:

Christina_the_wench said...

WTF? THAT'S where my pink nightie went! Tell my ex to return that shit dry-cleaned.

Simply Curious said...

Who was reaching around who?

Chris Wood said...

I think Rachael Ray is famous because she so clearly has sociopath written all over her. If I were a TV exec I wouldn't argue either, unless I wanted my eyeballs cut out of my head.

Mike said...

Mooog:

First off I want to apologize for not making the answer funny. I could have, but I actually want to use the site for the purpose intended.

Don't worry, I'll continue my ultra low brow humour over at spazoids space, where I can appeal to my own lowest common denominator.

Thanks for the plug dood! If I ever get big enough to merchandise, you're going to get the truthofwater penis pump.

Or T-Shirt, whatever I decide to give away.

Narm said...

Moog...I don't know how to tell you this...but I love your blog as well. I'd love to tell you it only happened once - but the truth is that it has happened everyday for the last few months.

I'm sorry.

PS- you may want to get tested for Herpes.

Hungry Mother said...

I like the way that you talk.

mauniejames3 said...

I love your blog too...so shoot me...reach around who for what...sometimes you just loose me.
Like you...I am not the sharpest knife in the drawer!!!

moooooog35 said...

Christina: Harry says "hi."

Simply: yes.

Chris: I'd agree with the 'eyeball' comment if it wasn't for her FHM spread where, um, she actually looked REALLY REALLY GOOD. DAMN YOU, LIBIDO!! DAMN YOU!!!!

Mike: Do I have to give back the penis pump? Let me know, and I'll schedule a cleaning.

Narm: Um...you may want to get tested then, too. I spent some time with your blog in a bathhouse.

Hungry: Thanks. What?

Maunie: Don't worry...we'll wait until you Google "reach around." Unless one of my happy readers wants to fill you in. Fill you in on what it means, I mean. Unless you're up for the other thing.

Indrani Bhattacharya said...

Rodney,

Thanx for collecting the award :-D

You've made my surname sound like a new species of edible creepers...but stuff like this is EXACTLY why I like coming here!!

Knight said...

So basically, we all have to be tested now. Great. See you at the clinic.

Jen said...

WAIT! MOOG! You actually admitted that Rachael Ray looked good to you!!!!?

Holy crap, that statement along with the picture of "Candy" almost made my Chinese food lunch come back up.

meleah rebeccah said...

I love your blog too.

LBluca77 said...

Oh moog I do heart you as well.

Colonel Colonel said...

Enough hating on Rachel Ray. She's make a damned fine Vice President.

rs27 said...

The truth about poo would be a great name for a rival blog.

I call dibs.

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