Motivational Filler - Racism | Mental Poo

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Motivational Filler - Racism

Before I start, I have a new movie review of "Valkyrie" over on "Moog's Movie Reviews."

Tom Cruise wears an eye patch!!

Sorry. Got a little excited there.

More about the eye patch than Tom Cruise...but you wouldn't understand.

Great. Looks like I've opened a door that can't be closed.

Move along.

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you:


I love Flickr.

I'm guessing the people who's photos these are....not so much anymore.

If you want to see all of the posters I have, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

17 comments:

Blonde Goddess said...

I'm mad at you.
That cut on your anus gave my tongue an infection and now it's swollen to twice it's size!
How the hell am I supposed to make smart-ass remarks to the elderly hellions today?

Next time I'm wearing a tongue condom...

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

My boss and I laughed for a good solid two minutes at the gymnastics poster. Then we both simply said "Yep."

Christina_the_wench said...

Obama is coming for you.

Dr Zibbs said...

I watched that Tom Cruise movie and the whole time wondered why none of the Germans had a German accent.

LBluca77 said...

Aahhh nothing like racism at 7:30 in the morning. You have out done yourself again with these posters.

moooooog35 said...

BG: Mr. Brown thanks you in advance.

mjenks: I see you're both busy at the Quickie-Mart today.

Christina: You're kidding, right. You know as well as I do that when Obama gets home he sounds just like the 'banana in the tailpipe' guy from 'Beverly Hills Cop.' This whole 'ebonics' thing of his is just a ploy.

You're right. He's coming for me.

Dr. Zibbs: My ONLY beef with this movie is the whole German-to-English thing was taken care of way too fast. I think they could have done it more like 'Hunt for Red October.'

Why I don't direct movies, I have no idea.

Most likely because I'd suck at it.

Lbluca: Your ritualistic feeding of my narcissism is greatly appreciated.

fiona said...

Blond chick needs a haircut, what was she thinking? Can't blame the guys for not wanting to be photographed with her...sheesh

rs27 said...

that post seems about right.

meleah rebeccah said...

"If you like them, feel free to post them on your site."

Seriously? I really might do that. Some of these are REALLY excellent. And ALWAYS hilarious.

moooooog35 said...

Fiona: Um.

Wha?

rs27: Huzzah! I'm validated!

I feel no better, really.

Meleah: Yes, you can repost them. I consider that free advertising which increases my readership which makes me no more money.

c.watson said...

I feel we don't wear enough eye patches. Maybe we should try to bring that back. Of course then people might think I have pink eye and thats gross.

Mike said...

That's some sweet ass bigotry there, moooog.

I like ;)

catscratch said...

Nothing like a big dose of rasism to start the year off.

I wanna know more about the eye patch.

Jack Payne said...

Lots of racism and and an eye patch. Good combination. Only thing that was missing for a nice, cheery Christmas movie was Jews frying in a Holocaust oven.

meleah rebeccah said...

Meleah: Yes, you can repost them. I consider that free advertising which increases my readership which makes me no more money.

Good. Because its on my blog NOW.

terri said...

Meleah said you were extremely shy and needed a confidence boost so I should come over and leave a nice comment.

You're funny.

See? I can be nice.

(No, but you really are!)

Skin Care Products said...

Good post,
I got something about racism in this post .Thanks for the link.

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