Motivational Filler - Swimming and Advantages | Mental Poo

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Motivational Filler - Swimming and Advantages


Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.


...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):

The Alternate:



Yep...a twofer...or "Poo-fer" (trademark pending).

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.


Christina_the_wench said...

I think that is my stepson. It's ok. I don't like him anyways.

And what is that on his leg? Shit?

LBluca77 said...

Poor Jimmy. Already has his moobs. I bet all the girls are jealous. I'm even jealous.

Practically Joe said...

That's what they all add up to.
Just practicing my math.

Anonymous said...

on the upside, #5 will last the longest when the apocolypse comes and everyone else on the swim team has starved.

Susan said...

Ok, I can access from a different computer so it's something with my home system. I'll work on it - thanks for the help. And GO #5.

Diva's Thoughts said...

LOL!! Oh my goodness.

fiona said...

Yep #5 has a man-uniboob going on, just hope he can live up to it...

Bon Don said...

A shit mark and Moobs! Poor guy.

Oh well at least he wears that cool hat!

*Bon Don*

Dr Zibbs said...

HA. Love these captions.

rachaelgking said...

Honestly, you should do a calendar or something. I had one in that style last year and it wasn't even 2% as funny as yours are.

Kellie said...

Awesome. When we were little we called farts poofers. What a poofer.

Moooooog35 said...

Christina: He's YOUR stepson...go clean him up.

lbluca: Moobs...the other white meat.

PracJoe: need a hobby.

Mike: Why would they starve when they could live off #5 for a while?

Susan: You're welcome. That will be $85.

Diva: And Goodness to you, too!

fiona: uniboob? he has only one?

Bon Don: You're right. He's got that nifty cap going for him.

Zibbs: Sometimes this shit just comes to me. They virtually make themselves.

LiLu: AWESOME idea. I shall sell them and make tens of dollars!

Kellie: Women don't fart. Don't you pay attention around here?

The Absent Minded Housewife said...

No one ever tells me I have nice tits. Even Jimmy would snicker at my tit-less-nes.

At least I can hyphen goddammit.

Malach the Merciless said...

"You will never be Michael Phelps, so why are you trying"

Oh wait, that wasn't motivational

Anonymous said...

These ALWAYS make my day! You are The Best "captionist" On The Internet!

Gwen said...

Great. Number 5 is my son. Does anyone have the number for Jenny Craig?

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