Motivational Filler - Asians | Mental Poo

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Motivational Filler - Asians

Before I start today, I have a new movie review of the movie:

Taken

...over on Moog's Movie Reviews.

Look out, Jean Claude VanDamme! There's a new oriental action hero in town!!

Oh.

Liam Neeson isn't Oriental?

Then what fucking accent IS that?!

Speaking of Oriental people...

Move along.

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


My apologies to all my Asian readers out there.

Especially the ones who know karate.

I bruise easily.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

8 comments:

rachaelgking said...

Apparently, when your Asian waiter slips you a saki refill all stealth-like, you should NOT tell him he's "like a ninja!"

...Found that out the hard way.

rachaelgking said...

Apparently, when your Asian waiter slips you a saki refill all stealth-like, you should NOT tell him he's "like a ninja!"

...Found that out the hard way.

MJenks said...

I thought it was 'Godzirra'.

LBluca77 said...

My grandma still calls Asians Orientals. Old people are fun. Speaking of orientals why are there names always Tiffany or Heather but speak horrible english?

Patyrish said...

you are HILARIOUS! I have a friend that when he goes to Disney World (we live close so we go a lot), if he sees ANY Asian person about to take a photo, he always runs into the background of the picture.

He's an idiot.

anyway I look forward to your motivational posters. I think I am going to go through and look at all of them.

Moog rocks.

Anonymous said...

I love your posters. They always crack me up. Headed over to your movie blog now.

Coffeypot said...

Dumbass! Liam’s accent is not Oriental. It’s either Lebanese or Swahili with a touch of French. Or it could be Canadian, ay?

Malach the Merciless said...

Sending that one to Murk's wife

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