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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Motivational Filler - Dignity, Bargains and Verizon

Before I start today...

I had a movie review of Quantum of Solace over on Moog's Movie Reviews yesterday.

However, I pulled because (wait for it)..

I instead wrote a review of Wolverine.

Yes. Wolverine.

Further evidence that Hugh Jackman is the greatest actor of our generation.

* cricket

The Quantum of Solace review will be back up at a later date.

Stop crying, bitches.



Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.


...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):

That's right:



I have to sit down now.

This shit winds me.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.


Christina_the_wench said...

Blue bunny ears, wad of chewed gum, green, leafy vegetables. How hot is this? Whew.

Jo Ke said...

Here's a bok choy three-fer ,,, suck-you-lent!

LBluca77 said...

That bunny suit reminds me of Christmas Story with Ralphy except in blue.

Blonde Goddess said...

I like threesomes.
Three is my lucky number.

Grace said...

THREE-FER made me laugh :P

rachaelgking said...

What picture doesn't a little bok choy make better? Riddle me that.

The Absent Minded Housewife said...

Wolverine? Saw it. I paid no attention to the plot. Instead I was mesmerized by the fabulous hair throughout.

I don't care if Hugh is gay. He was naked...with fabulous hair.

ciamismanis said...

Nice and good articles in here, I’m glad to visiting in your blog, I hope we can make a friends in blogsphere……, come to visit and comment in my blog to friends. Thanks

Jaime @ Fast Times said...

You maketh me giggle.

DouglasDyer said...

I stumbled for Verizon alone. The rest is gravy. Speaking of gravy, how you doin' Wench?

Christina_the_wench said...

Obviously moooog didn't explain about my STDs, Doug. The swine flu ain't got nothing on me.


Coffeypot said...

The only threesome I ever get is a plate of wings, a beer and celery.

Speaking of threesomes, you able to use both hands and the lotion now?

Moooooog35 said...

Christina: You know...that's a damn good question.

Jo Ke: Took me five tries to figure out your "suck you lent" thing.

Me not smart too.

Lbluca: ...and the bok choy makes an appearance at the Chinese restaurant at the end.

BG: You mean 'three per..,' right?

Bow: Whatever does it for you is alright with me.

Becky: Hugh is gay?!?

ciamismanis: nice English.

Jaime: um...thanketh you..eth?

Doug: Go for it...I hear she's easy.

Christina: Guess I heard right.

Coffee: both hands...and sometimes I get a foot in there.

Thanks for asking.

Chelle Blögger said...

How the hell are you not famous yet?

Kellie said...

Mmmm...bok choy has never looked so good.

fiona said...

I don't even know what to say about a guy dressed as a feckin blue bunny listening to
" ladio bok choy "
I love you though moooooogie xxx lol

FawkesFire said...

I agree with the offended blogger. we should start a fanclub. "Moog for President?" kinda catchy.....

Moooooog35 said...

OB: You know, that's a damn good question.

Get to work on that, stat.

Thanks in advance.

Kellie: You got it bad for oriental veggies?

Fiona: Thanks.

Leave the money on the dresser on your way out.

Fawkes: No one is stopping you guys...go nuts. I could use a fan club besides myself (founder and president, if I may so boldly add)

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