Motivational Filler - Blasphemy | Mental Poo

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Motivational Filler - Blasphemy

Before I start today...

Got a new movie review of Terminator: Salvation over on Moog's Movie Reviews.

You know...with a wife and two kids you'd think I'd spend more time with the family.

On a related note:

Sometimes I make myself laugh.

Carry on!


Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.


...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


Going to Hell.

Like that was even debatable before.

I'll tell Rachael Ray you all say, "hi."

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.


Mike said...

You're going to hell.

Not because you made fun of Jesus.

Because the Hindu's are right.

On a related note, heaven is REALLY REALLY cheesy, and just a tad stinky.

deluded said...

the question asked is

did jesus forget to wear an underwear?

I didnt know going commando was holy!

GorillaSushi said...

The morning after a bar-fight. We've all been there.

Chris said...

I dunno, Moogie. Everyone always says, "I'm gonna go to hell for this," but I'm thinking that God MUST have a sense of humor. I mean, look around you (not YOU specifically but, oh, well, yeah probably right around YOU), and you'll see what I mean. Fatties in spandex, rednecks, the duck-billed platypus.

And really, if you ran Heaven, would you only let in those boring religious freaks? I wouldn't.

Ed & Jeanne said...

I always thought you needed an invitation to go to hell. You know...somebody that says " can go to hell!" Bam! You're now invited. It's that easy. Chris is have relatives that are in heaven...what fun is that?

Olly said...

I guess we'll all be there at some point. Can we still blog in hell?

Anonymous said...

Only the one bandaid - must be an impressive brand!

Malicious Intent said...

I have a box of Hello Kitty band aids in the bathroom. I accidentally picked up those instead of the Scooby Doo ones and I about got my damn head bit off for that little indiscretion.

lbluca77 said...

At least we will be able to hang out together in Hell. We can point and laugh at everyone else.

kathcom said...

Maybe you should stop believing in Hell. It's helped me sleep a lot better at night.

Anonymous said...

I am with Deludid, I want to be a holy commando!

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