Motivational Filler - Individuality and Determination | Mental Poo

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Motivational Filler - Individuality and Determination

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):



But wait...there's more!!

Um...

Somewhere...out there...

...this guy is hunting me down.

I'm totally getting a fucking metal detector installed.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

21 comments:

Christina_the_wench said...

What the hell is that thing under his lip? A checker game piece?

Thank you for putting the fear of God in me once again in realizing that one of my teen daughters might bring something like this home one day. You know what they say about preacher's kids.... *head in hands*

Taylor said...

That's disgusting. If he took that thing out from under his lip he'd have a hugeass hole there and spit would just drip out. Eww.

How the hell do the things on his forehead stay in? Ouch!

Mike said...

I didn't give you permission to put my picture up on the internet.

I'm going to show you exactly what those forehead spikes are for.

Bitch.

Mango Girl said...

Any bets on how often he gets laid?

Don said...

Hell, that's coach van Devender! My 7th grade gym teacher! No shit! I used to spit polish those studs for extra credit!

LiLu said...

He's part unicorn! I'm kind of jealous.

Katie said...

That's a button-nose if I've ever seen one.

HEY-OH!

Funnyrunner said...

dude - I haven't had my breakfast yet. bleah. Love the comment about the mental detector. You're funny! but you already knew that...

Olly said...

Where do people like that work? I mean other than tattoo/piercing shops.

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

Nothing says class like a forehead piercing.

Lemmonex said...

How does this man get on a flight?

Argentum Vulgaris said...

Totally off topic...

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btw, I feel this guys scrap metal value would exceed his worth to humanity.

Hockeyman said...

Knowing how much of a thing you got for Rachel Ray, I thought you would appreciate this: http://www.break.com/family-guy-season-6/rachael-ray-corn-porn1.html

Maxie said...

why do you always post pictures of my dad when you know he's dead.

it's really disrespectful.

Kellie said...

Just b/c you posted this the gods of irony are swooping in and you know your kids are going turn out just like him. :)

meleah rebeccah said...

Determination? Is soooo nasty! OMGF!

Gauche said...

I used to live next to a guy who looked like that. That's what I get for moving to Hollywood. Hey Moog, if you think that's scary, you should see the guy who lives across the street from me....he must have about 25 more bits of metal in his face. gross. I mean, damn, I used to be in the modeling industry and you get all kinds there...but this is just....gross......

BabyPrecious said...

Moog, you're hot. Kudos for the sexiness.

Gauche said...

p.s thanks for the commenting. Nobody else has yet. I cry at night.

brookeamanda said...

Holy Shit!

justjp said...

Determination: Being a complete douche bag is the overall goal.

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