Oh. Joy. | Mental Poo

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Oh. Joy.

I turned 41 today.


Forty fucking one.

Oh. Look.

My ear just fell off.

That's just fucking awesome.


Amonymous said...

Happy birthday, moooooog.

For what it's worth, you don't look a day over 40.

You're welcome.

Mango Girl said...

I won't wish you a happy birthday because you are so upset by a silly number.

Have a nice day. I hope you find your ear.

rachaelgking said...

Got you this.


mnmtatgirl said...

happy birthday!

Moooooog35 said...

Amonymous: Thanks.

Applying a liberal amount of mashed potatoes to my face helps immensely.

Mango: I'm not upset. I'm at the realization that my sexual peak came by 23 years ago.


Now I'm upset.

Lilu: You spoil me. Nothing says 'happy birthday' like a Michael Jackson card.

mnmtatgirl: Thanks!

Where's my fucking present?!

Unknown said...

happy happy birthday.

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday man! It's ok, 40's the new 30 and all that. I hear your penis doesn't quit operating and shrivel up and fall off until you hit 45, so enjoy it for a few more years yet, 'k? Ok. Plus your mental age is more like 15, right? :)

The Peach Tart said...

Happy birthday to you and hope you enjoy it you youngster you.

Malicious Intent said...

Happy Birthday ya little shit.
I'll kill you. But there are conditions.

1. I don't get arrested, but rather the key to the city.

2. I get to film it. All proceeds of the feature film go to me and to me only.

3. You don't get to know when it's coming.

4. It is public.

5. It involves Lamas, some wrestlers, hooters girls, a helicopter, the Dallas Cowboys and jello. I haven't worked out the details yet....so don't ask.

Malicious Intent said...

Oh and an exploding birthday cake. So sorry about that man....I forgot. Really, sorry. Shit.

Chris said...

Happy Birthday, Moog. Go take a nice b-day dump. You'll feel better.

Gauche said...

Happy Birthday Moog. Don't be sad. Enjoy the cake and ice cream and have a huge shit later. that always makes you feel better.

p.s you're only as old as you feel.

Greeneyezz said...

Aww, A fine bottle of Red.
Start thinking of your self as a fine bottle of wine. You improve with age.

Happy Birthday Moooog. <---I never know if I have enough o's in there.


Malicious Intent said...

He get's an extra "O" each year, like candles on a cake. After a few more years you may faint from lack of oxygen trying to say his name in its entirety.
Technically its Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog.
That's why we just say Moooog for short. That and he already has an overly inflated ego.

MJenks said...

Wow. I knew about the prostate issues that arose around 40 and all, but I had no idea that I had leprosy to look forward to, as well!

Happy birthday, you glorious bastard.

Gauche said...

so he's Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooognow? well shit. Now how exactly are we supposed to talk about him casually? cause its going to require projection and great lung capacity to address him properly now. Great.

That's it, I'm sticking with "The Illustrious Splendiferousness Moogie R. McFluffington the 4th."

There...much easier. Not sure why "Fluffington" had to be there, but it seems to fit. Ah well.

Happy Birthday anyhow.

Greeneyezz said...


Couldn't we just say it's Mo(x41)g?

Gauche said...

greeneyezz: we could. but Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog is way more fun!!

Ed said...

Happy Birthday Douche Bag!

Just think, Social Security is right around the corner, of course there won't be shit left for you. But hey, at least they'll give you a discounted coffee at McDonald's!

Also, just remember when it comes to sex....."Old mice like cheese too!"

HeyJoe said...

happy birthday moooger

Malach the Merciless said...

You get your AARP Card yet?

Phillipia said...

Happy Birthday, Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog!

Trust me, 41 ain't so bad...I was there 10+ years ago:)

In fact, that is about the time I started dressing like a nun - to cover up my missing ear(s):(

Steph said...

Wow, you're old as hell. Pick your ear up. Don't you know it's rude to litter

Moooooog35 said...

Stacie: Thank thank you.

Veggie: Your penis quits working at 45?

Shit...it must think I'm 51, then. Fucker shit the bed on me 6 years ago.

Yay pills.

Peach: It was nice. I had a nice warm milk to wash down the Geritol.

MI: You had me at 'llamas.'

Chris: I took 3.

Had a big dinner.

Gauche: I'm only as old as I feel?

Fuck. I'm 73?!

Greeneyez: Six O's.

The extra 'o' is for savings.

MI: Don't you have anything to do?

Mjenks: You should hear the parts that squeak.

Nasty shit.

Gauche/Greeneyez/Gauche: Seriously...get a room you two.

Don't forget to take video.

I have yet to get my present.

Ed: Old mice like cheese, too.

This should come in handy when I go to fuck a rodent.

Thanks for the tip.

Joe: Thanks, Joeger.

Malach: Hey...they give good discounts on car insurance.

Don't knock it.



Steph: I may be old, but I'm still younger than Phillipia.

HAHAHAHAHA! Oh..thanks, Phillipia. Made my day.

Steph..where's my porn?!?

Is NO ONE paying attention to my post labels these days?

Jesus H. Christ.

Jill Pilgrim said...

Happy birthday! Sorry about the ear.

Unknown said...

Happy Birthday, have a blast, drink and get laid. Just don't break a hip doing either.

Hope said...

Happy birthday! Ears grow back, right?

Moonrayvenne said...

Happy birthday, moooooog!
Well, you're older than me too. I turned 42 last month. Funny thing is I started falling apart at 30. So you turn 41 & only lose an ear? Pretty good so far, I guess! Good luck with that!

Maryx said...

Congrats and don't let the damn number scare you old man...=)

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm turning 47 in a couple of weeks, and most of my body is that of an 89-year-old. Despite that, I look like Farrah Fawcett in her prime. Honest.

Happy belated!

Funnyrunner said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! You're older than I am. ha ha

meleah rebeccah said...

Happy birthday, Rod! I mean moooooog.

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