Motivational Filler - Sexy Halloween Costume | Mental Poo

Friday, October 30, 2009

Motivational Filler - Sexy Halloween Costume

Before I start today I need to announce that, yes...

I have yet ANOTHER word accepted into Urban Dictionary!

Burpspeak

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Burpspeak (n):

The words you speak when you burp.

John has awesome burpspeak, he can do the entire alphabet after a single swig of beer.
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First Holemates and now Burpspeak.

And mom said I'd never amount to anything.

Huh.

She's a pretty smart woman.

ONWARD!!
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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you - a special Halloween edition!

(click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


BOO!

I know.

Scary.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

26 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

She's sexy ....in her own non sexy way.

Vodka Logic said...

Aww poor girl...and her hair matches her hat. bwwwaaahhhhh

Ed Adams said...

She has light-up vibrators TOO!

No way!

That salesmen told me mine were "one of a kid".

Or maybe he was talking about me.

Joshua said...

I just checked out the other motivational posters. Funny shit. And props for the TWSS placement.

-Joshua

Travis said...

I'd put it in her butt.

Matt said...

Its almost like, you are a walking dictionary.

keep up the great work.

Mike said...

Come on mooog. You'd do her sexy large fluorescent ass.

adrienzgirl said...

That cone on her head makes her look like the chubby kid at a birthday party, sitting right in front of the cake, with the b-day hat cocked to one side, cause the string is too tight, and it won't stay on straight.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Mike, I was about to say the same thing...Mooog KNOWS he's hit that with NO hesitation! lol

LBluca77 said...

Um how did you get that picture of me????

Don said...

Hell, that's about as good as most costumes. Except for the sweet girl dressing like the slut. Now that's worth the wait.

Dr Zibbs said...

The worst is when ugly chicks try to dress as something sexy but they just look skanky.

JenJen said...

Ew. EW EW EW.
I was totally expecting to see a busty blonde.

tsk tsk

Me-Me King said...

What is going on in here?!?

Rather than big tits on a bimbo with that come hither look in her eyes you give us a chick holding flashlights with big tips as a big surprise?

Are you feeling okay?

Meleah rebeccah said...

Ahahahhahahahahaah

carissajaded said...

First, congrats on your word.

Burpspeak should eventually make it into Webster's too, Im sure.

Second, that's my halloween costume and i don't appreciate your making fun. :)

kys said...

My son is pretty good at burpspeak (for a 7yr old). He can get about halfway through the alphabet on one burp.

Buzzardbilly said...

Congratulations you word coiner you!

And here I was proud of my "keyrosion" winning the day months ago for Verbotomy (that's what happens when the letters start to wear off your keyboard and your mouse gets bald spots from overuse).

Sexy is as sexy does, so for someone that pic would be sexy. Not me. I am an old happily married woman. Nothing's sexy anymore. LOL

Lady Sarcasm said...

That's like the most AMAAAZING costume evah! Err. Wait. Maybe not. ;)

Me-Me King said...

Stop by The Screaming Me-Me for some really BIG news! Happy Halloween!

Janna said...

True story:
A few minutes ago I was drinking a bottle of Dr. Pepper, and let out a giant raucous belch.

Shortly thereafter, I thought to myself, "Awww, man, I should've tried to do some burpspeak! Moooooog would've been so proud."

Sorry.

I'll try to do better next time.

CatLadyLarew said...

How sexy is she? Depends on just what she's going to do with those light-up orange traffic directing thingies in her hands.

Laurence said...

Trick or Treat.. Is that a white light coming from your vest? Have a scary evening...

LiLu said...

At least she's got her bling on...

The Black*Bird said...

BurpSpeak?? You're like one of the candidates running for president in my head!
Love it!

Alex said...

I used to be able to burp the theme song from Dirty Dancing. Just saying.

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