Motivational Filler - Smart Thinking | Mental Poo

Friday, October 23, 2009

Motivational Filler - Smart Thinking

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Motivate THIS.

(points at crotch)

Nothing to see here today...

...except a custom "motivational poster" made by yours truly over at Big Huge Labs.

Seriously...

...I have no idea how I made it almost 40 years without finding this thing.

Here's today's poster for you (click to enlarge (that's what she said)):


What?

Seriously...guy at Home Depot told me that.

I'm just passing the info along as a public service.

You're welcome.

If you want to see all of my custom posters, click here.

If you like them, feel free to post them on your site.

Just give me some credit.

God knows my bank won't.

Moog out.

19 comments:

LiLu said...

*fist bump*

Have a beer waiting for me in Hell.

Maxie said...

YES. Lets murder some babies. high five.

Vodka Logic said...

Motivate what?... lol.

Don said...

Did you know that a baby's blood volume is so low that throwing one into a chipper produces almost no cleanup? That's a fact...I think.

Moooooog35 said...

LiLu: THERE'S BEER IN HELL?!?!

Maxie:

* blink

* blink blink

Vodka: Exactly.

What?

Don: You and Maxie are apparently a match made in Heaven. You know, if there were, like, sick people like that in Heaven.

I'll be in Hell, apparently drinking beer.

kys said...

So wrong and yet so funny! Classic Mental Poo.

Kellie said...

Baby KILLER!!!! Ahhhh!!!! So wrong but still so delightful! :) I'll join you and LiLu for some Hell Beers. Sounds good!

adrienzgirl said...

There is beer in hell. It's fucking warm...DUH!

And I think you all are awful.

I will be sipping my cold champagne of sweet lady nipples in heaven.

Wait...shit, I posted that out loud.

I mean, I guess I'll be right there with you.

carissajaded said...

Oh now I can't quit thinking about the sound that would make going down! And then your have to reach in and pull out all the bones...

I mean.. HOW COULD YOU!?

JenJen said...

I would spit out the contents of my mouth if it wasn't red wine and I do not waste such an elixir.
Not even for babies.

Travis said...

I'd be offended, but geez.

I've got nothing to offend.

Keep it up, homie.

Coffeypot said...

That's true, buth their damn heads are too big to fit through the drain. Uh...so I hear...

Ed Adams said...

That would be like throwing money down the disposal.

Think of the Tax deduction.

Nomad said...

awesome!!! i have been wanting to know where i could make these posters thank you!!! haha

Moooooog35 said...

Kys: I'm nothing if not wrong.

Kellie: WTF? Who's reimbursing me for all this beer?!

adrienzgirl: Warm beer in Hell? Are you saying that Hell is actually Scotland?

Carissa: How could I? I'm not the one taking it the step further and making it make noises...jeez.

JenJen: HAHAHA...right. Like you spit.

Travis: Not sure you noticed, but you just called me 'homie.'

Coffee: Those sirens you hear are heading straight for you.

Ed: Good point.Always thinking, you.

Nomad: You're welcome. Consider it my required amount of public service.

Knucklehead said...

Moog (and LiLu), my sources tell me that there is indeed beer in Hell, but as you'd expect, it's warm Old Milwaukee.

ettarose said...

That is what I love about you, you don't care who you offend. Which was not me by the way. I'm too busy drinking warm beer.

booshy said...

Maybe I missed it...but why is what I'm doing have to be a mental poo? What if i only have to pee? Do I wait?

Selectively Bitchy said...

love your blog...just discovered it and will be back again and again!

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