Objects in the Rear View Mirror may be my Bare Ass | Mental Poo

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Objects in the Rear View Mirror may be my Bare Ass


It's kind of a TMI day here on Mental Poo.

Saying today is a 'TMI Day' here is like saying it's "Annoying Bitch Host Day" on the Rachael Ray show.

Seriously.

Can someone stuff a sock in her mouth, please?

"Yumm-O! That was sure delishhmmmfffmmffff..."

Yay! It has been quieted!

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

A while back on Lilu's blog, I made a comment on one of her TMI Thursday posts.

The comment was in regards to an incident that happened back when I was in college.

Yes, there were colleges in the 80's.

And no, we didn't study hair bands and leg warmers and shit like that.

That was High School.

Idiots.


Regardless...

The comment I made on her blog has morphed into this post.

BUT, instead of TELLING the story...

I've decided to SHOW you.

A rare, Mental Poo...

MOVIE!!

* cricket

Assholes.

My last Mental Poo movie involved stop-motion animation and an up-close look at my boss' testicles.

The things I do for you people.

This one is essentially the same, yet completely different.

However...YOU WILL NEED SOUND for best effect.
Enjoy.

(if you can't view the embedded video, click here)



Yep.

That happened.

Honey..if you just watched this, yes...once upon a time I did have sex with people.

It was fun, if I remember correctly.

But..yeah...that's what happened.

I'm getting all busy like...probably had some part of her anatomy near a part of my anatomy (again, this is all trying to recall what sex was like)...

And then...outside the window:

A Rear view mirror tied to a stick pops up.

I'm, like:

"Mmm..oh..oh yeah...does this go there?...maybe if I push harder it will give...oh..oh yeah...huh?...what the..? What the fuck is that?!"

I see my friends in the mirror all staring at me.

When they realize I see them...

* Rear view mirror goes down

Awesome.

I laughed.

If I recall, the girl was laughing, too.

In fact, I think she was laughing BEFORE we saw the mirror.

I miss the 80's.

38 comments:

Mike said...

I remember the 80s. If I remember correctly, I wasn't a teenager until the 90's.

Kurt Cobain and Plaid oh my.

At least our music didn't suck.

Also, fewer mullets.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

That is Shock and Awesome.

Travis said...

"What do you say we have sex in the style named after that mirror, baby?"

That's the line I'd have went with.

That requires more pushin, tho.

Vodka Logic said...

Funny, and did the girl ever find out?

LiLu said...

"Objects in mirror may be closer than appear."

SPLAT.

Ed Adams said...

I can't view your video from work, but I'm sure it was SHORT.


Ha!

Don said...

I've seen that same rear view mirror coming out of my toilet! Is that you? How can I shit with my pants on?

meleah rebeccah said...

Ahahahahaha. That video was very funny. Your friends are crazy, but at least now you know what your ass looks like in a rear view mirror!

Gauche said...

Wow. your friends are real paragons amongst humanity.

I loved the video BTW. Very nicely done. I think my co workers are currently trying to find a straight jacket for me....The hysterical laughing coming from my office has troubled them....

p.s I gotta give it to your friends for creativity however, I'm not sure what the hell they were thinking, but kudos for finding the mirror and broomstick....

Me-Me King said...

I love your movie and your suspenseful soundtrack, well done there moooooog.

I'm sharing this one with the world!

CatLadyLarew said...

Wow! Moooooog-vision... coming soon to a theater near you! Love it! ( I'm starting to worry about what happened to my rear view mirror after it went missing.)

Olly said...

What!?! No rear-view pictures of your ass? Lame...

Narm said...

Too bad it wasn't a camera - you could rewatch it and remind yourself the ins and outs of how the sexytime is supposed to go. Just in case.

Ah - who are we kidding.

moooooog35 said...

Mike: Yeah..music in the 90's was awesome.

just kidding.

Mjenks: And so is that comment!

Travis: I was lucky I saw boob...no use pushing my luck.

Vodka: She kind of got the hint when I laughed and said 'the guys just had a mirror outside the window.'

Good times...good times.

LiLu: Sometimes, you disgust me.

This is not one of those times.

Ed: You sound like my wife.

Don: Dude..ain't me. That's not my exact fetish.

It's close, though.

Meleah: ..and you can too for only $5!

Gauche: You know, you can never fault your buddies for trying to watch people have sex any way they can.

I give them an A for effort at the very least.

That's the highest grade they would have ever received ever.

Me-Me: I've gone global?!?!?

Yay me.

Thank you!

CatLady: OOOOh. Moog-vision.

Totally Trademarking that.

Olly: Um. Dude. Check your email!

Narm: Right..like watching MYSELF gives me tips on that.

Bird Shit and Baby Caca said...

Great video. I almost feel like I was there...sweet....lol!

Becky..AMHW said...

I have seen most of my friends naked. Not recently...but there was a time we were all really fond of hiking up into a canyon to skinny dip in a series of hot spring ponds.

So, yes, they can vouch that I'm quite lopsided. I can vouch that my friend Jake swings to the left.

JenJen said...

More interesting than your video( but I must compliment your cinematic skillz)were the "for her viewing pleasure" videos at the footer.
Shazam....

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Great film. I laughed, I cried, I forwarded it to the New York Times film critic, the Cannes film festival and the Oscar nominating committee. I hear it's up for an award in the category of Best Short Film, or Best Film About Short Things, or some such.

Please excuse me now, I need to go compose myself.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

P.S. -- Note to Don: It's very easy to shit with your pants on. I do it all the time. It's easier than walking, using a cell phone or even shitting with your pants off, in fact. That's why it's one of the last things in life that people can still do. Long after you stop walking, talking, having sex and watching TV, you can still shit your pants. It's that easy. Really.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Oh man. That movie was hysterical. :) One question: Where does one get a car's rear view mirror at short notice at a party?

Jen said...

That was awesome, ironic that I'm talking about sex on my blog today too. Love the video but the music isn't nearly as cheesy as it could be. Stumbled this one.

Stacie's Madness said...

damn I was all ready for the midget porn, had my popcorn and everything.

bikramyogachick said...

Just found your blog via LiLu's blog. You are snarky as hell. Love your blog!

Knucklehead said...

Dude, what's with yanking me from your blog roll? And to think, I was just about to order me one of them "Have You Had Your Mental Poo Today" T-shirts.

Malach the Merciless said...

Wow, did they see you junk too?

Chris said...

OMG I laughed so hard at the popping eyes ... so I had to watch it a few times. Yep, still damn funny.

leigh said...

I have one word to describe that little movie. CLASSY!

I am totally biting Kelly's style from Speaking from the Crib and having a little caption contest over at my Blog. It's gonna be fun!

Please stop by and make me laugh!

Leigh

adrienzgirl said...

I miss the 80s too. Except for the hair, the acid washed jeans, the parachute pants, the MJ gloves, the Hammer, the Arsenio Hall late night show, the YUGOs, the wait...why the hell do I miss the 80s then?

Oh well....shoulda at least included the nice ass shot...

VE said...

The 80s were a croc! Oh wait, those shoes weren't out until this decade. Never mind...

Jeniel- what's wrong with mommy? said...

Wow, Moog...that was probably the fucking BEST video ever seen on YouTube! Did you have that professionally done, because it totally looks professional. And the soundtrack is AMAZING. I def want you to tape my next child's birth, k?

The Peach Tart said...

I think this is Academy Award material for best short. Not you or your penis, by short I mean the length of your movie. Well maybe you and your penis too. I couldn't really tell from that rear view mirror.

moooooog35 said...

Bird Shit: You might have been there...college is pretty hazy for me.

Becky: As much as the skinny dipping thing sounds good, the whole 'hiking' part of it means I'd be home watching reruns of "Family Matters."

JenJen: ..um...what?

MikeWJ: I'm going to Cannes?! I hope I see Ari Gold there.

Veggie: It's a college dorm room...you never know wtf you'll find in there. I'm surprised it wasn't a full blown periscope.

Jen: Thanks for the Stumble!

Stacie: That's my PRIVATE video stash. I accept PayPal.

bikramyogachick: I've been called many a thing, but this is the first time I've heard 'snarky.'

I think that means you win something.

Knucklehead: You're back on.

GO BUY A MUG!

Malach: Dude..I almost can't even see my junk.

Chris: That's exactly how I remember them, too, when they saw me look over and catch them.

Awesome sauce.

Leigh: I will stop by and try to make you laugh, but I'm really all about the serious.

VE: No crocs. Yet another reason the 80's were awesome.

Jeniel: Tape your childbirth? I've spent the last 6 years trying to get the image of my last one out of my head.

Peach: Sometimes I can make it move on it's own...which would make it an 'animated short.'

Grace Matthews said...

Love it. I have spent many of sexual adventures laughing. Sometimes I just can't help it. I have a present for you over at my blog, so come on over...don't get too excited it has nothing to do with sex.

JenJen said...

At the bottom of the video, there were five or six extra videos.

They were porn.

Olly said...

Dude?

Ellie said...

I can't believe you've forgotten the names of the sex bits! Clearly you've also forgotten how to use google???

Maryx said...

Shame. Really. Shame.

For her.

Not you.

Okay shame for you a little bit.

Haha

Dave "Loose Cannon" Wills said...

I think your friends had a moment of pure genius to think up that scheme. Lol!

What would have been next? Video camcorder on a stick? Imagine playing that in a Beta or VHS. Priceless!

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