I couldn't let Christianity have all the fun.
If I'm going to Hell, it's going to be on several different levels.
It's how I roll.
Fresh on the heels of my 'Bible Adventures Wii Game' movie...
I figured I should probably flip the other side of the coin and be blasphemous on an entirely new level.
Last week, I Tweeted this little gem:
"If I was a Greek Jew I would invent a menorah made out of a Minotaur statue and sell it as a "Minotorah" and I would be rich."
I don't know where it comes from, either.
That led to me making this:
(click to enlarge..that's what she said)
If I could somehow figure out how to build shit (Santa? Little help here?), I'd be RICH.
On a related note:
I don't know what's wrong with me.
I'm broken on so many levels it's not even funny.
Maxie from I Hate So Much gave me some more suggestions for different ethnicities..ethnications..ethics violations...
Different kinds of people.
Here you go. Thanks, Maxie!
For the Italian Jews we have...
And I have no idea if there's such thing as a Chinese Jew but if there is, I bet THIS would be front and center on their mantelpiece:
The Pork Lo Meinorah!
That's all I got.
I think it's enough.
Happy Holidays, everybody.