I need to make creating ransom notes my full-time job.
So, I mentioned in a previous post that some pompous jackass lost his Ray Ban's at work then PUT UP 'MISSING' POSTERS all over the office asking for them to be returned like he had just lost a friggin' dog or cat or child (not guilty verdict - yay!) or some shit which prompted me to THEN create a ransom note requesting 4 million dollars in unmarked bills for their safe return.
It's what I do.
I did NOT get my four million dollars and so these Ray Ban knockoffs I got from a Jamaican guy in New York City will remain homeless.
So now I'm summarily pissed so I've decided to go and play on the guy's sense of compassion for his stupid sunglasses.
Hence..I give you...
RANSOM NOTE #2:
(click to enlarge)
Then I attached this picture with a piece of tape:
Then I hung it up next to the Missing note after noticing that someone took the original ransom note down.
No WONDER I didn't get my 4 mil.
Cross your fingers, folks!
Mental Poo coffee mugs may be going on a price reduction since I won't need the money as bad!
Unless I also get fired for making sunglass ransom notes at work instead of, you know, actually WORKING.
Man I hope this note works.