Just a quickie today.
Like I'm capable of anything else.
An over-sensitive frenulum is the bane of my existence.
Just a couple of things I found this week:
#1: I AM HULK! YOU SHALL FEAR ME!
My brother in law sent me this the other day:
"We saw this bottle of wine in Key West."
That's right, bitches.
Let me be the first to say:
(insert manly growly noise here while I flex my chest and maybe include the visual of me eating some type of jerky product)
Not surprisingly, my brother-in-law found this next to a bottle of "Moooooog35 Awesome" and "Midget Man of Steel White."
#2: THE FILING CABINET NEEDS LOVE, TOO
I came into work the other day and as I was skipping along singing 'Raspberry Beret' I..um..
Please disregard that last sentence.
As I was walking along very manly singing manly tunes (Billy Ray Cyrus) I noticed that some magnetic word tiles on one of our filing cabinets had been arranged in this way:
"I need head"
Again, may I be the first to say:
I was not the one who did this.
So, you know, let's just file this under 'Shit I Wish I'd Thought of First' and call it a day.
But seriously, if that file cabinet gets a hummer before I do, I'm gonna be PISSED.
And you don't want to see me pissed.
Don't you ever forget it.