Stating the Obvious | Mental Poo

Friday, April 30, 2010

Stating the Obvious


Just a quickie today.

Like I'm capable of anything else.

An over-sensitive frenulum is the bane of my existence.

I've digressed.

Just a couple of things I found this week:

#1: I AM HULK! YOU SHALL FEAR ME!

My brother in law sent me this the other day:

"We saw this bottle of wine in Key West."


That's right, bitches.

RODNEY STRONG.

Let me be the first to say:

"Um...DUH."


(insert manly growly noise here while I flex my chest and maybe include the visual of me eating some type of jerky product)

Not surprisingly, my brother-in-law found this next to a bottle of "Moooooog35 Awesome" and "Midget Man of Steel White."

#2: THE FILING CABINET NEEDS LOVE, TOO

I came into work the other day and as I was skipping along singing 'Raspberry Beret' I..um..

Please disregard that last sentence.

As I was walking along very manly singing manly tunes (Billy Ray Cyrus) I noticed that some magnetic word tiles on one of our filing cabinets had been arranged in this way:


"I need head"

Again, may I be the first to say:

"Um...DUH."

I was not the one who did this.

So, you know, let's just file this under 'Shit I Wish I'd Thought of First' and call it a day.

But seriously, if that file cabinet gets a hummer before I do, I'm gonna be PISSED.

And you don't want to see me pissed.

Rodney Strong.

Don't you ever forget it.

32 comments:

Meeko Fabulous said...

Too funny! But really, I went to Wienerschnitzel the other day and they were out of freakin' hot dogs! How the Hell does that happen??? Isn't that what they're famous for?! LoL :)

Joann Mannix said...

Moog,

My husband and I collect wine. We generally travel to Napa and Sonoma about twice a year. We're going in September. I'll stop by Rodney Strong and see what Rodney Strong crapola I can find for you. These wineries put their names on everything they can think of and then pimp it all out in their wine tasting rooms.

I'm just wondering . . . how does a filing cabinet receive head? I'll be thinking about that all day.

mepsipax said...

The cabinet gets more love than you on a daily basis. Think how many people lean on it.

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

Ok, I'm afraid....very afraid. lol

Christina_the_wench said...

It's all in the advertising. The file cabinet puts it out there. maybe you should do the same.

Wait.

People will laugh. Nevermind.

Brutalism said...

Rodney Strong Winery has Chris Isaak as part of their summer concert series. That has nothing to do with anything, except that I love him.

Oh...and pretty cool about the Rodney Strong wine. Though I would likely steer clear of Mental Poo Red.

Ben said...

Don't let that filing cabinet pressure you into anything you don't feel comfortable with...

cfoxes33 said...

Crack me up!

justsomethoughts... said...

who's gonna top rodney strong ?
c'mon
we had no chance

Kelly said...

Not only Rodney Strong, Rodney Hilarious, too!

And who would have though the file cabinet needs love (head), too?

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Am I the only one who had the though "Why are there magnets with random words on your file cabinet at work?"

On a similar note, you can have just as much fun with the plastic letters on message board that they have in hotel lobbies.

KIWANIS MEETING TODAY can easily be altered to read KEYNOTE DIMWITS AGAIN.

The fun never stops.

Rahul said...

Strong Rod would be better.

I made this weird.

Lizzy and Elle said...

Too funny, well not 'too' funny...'too' funny would be if I actually killed over while laughing at your stuff...I mean blog. Then that would be WAY 'too' funny.

Jen said...

It's pretty good wine. I'd stay away from the red too.

Sorry, got nothing today except it is #poosday on Twitter.

Eva Gallant said...

You made me laugh again, as usual! Have a great weekend!

hiphophippie.com said...

Okay, this is weird: this is the second time today that I've seen a bottle of Rodney Strong. And it's only 12:28 pm. What. The. Hell.

I clearly need more wang in my life.

Kernut said...

Had to lookup 'frenulum'.

I believe we should try to learn something new every day.

Apparently this was it.

Thanks. I think.

00dozo said...

Looks like your brother-in-law had a bit too much of the "Strong" - his photo is a bit out of focus and it would appear he was listing. Of course, he could've just been laughing his ass off.

lbluca77 said...

I can’t believe you didn’t think to arrange the magnets like that yourself either. I’m disappointed in you.

Tony Spunk said...

Now you just need a wine called "Rodney Huge Dong" and you'll be the most popular guy in the northern hemisphere!

And you might get that head you're denying you had anything to do with too.

Malach the Merciless said...

Is there a "from" in those magentic words?

Dorn said...

I just drank a bottle of Rodney Strong Chardonnay a couple days ago...my first go with him and frankly he was good.

He also left me saying I Need Head.

Alas, my pregnant wife was more in the "eww you smell like alcohol and I'm not going there, good night" mood.

Big Mama Cass said...

I need those for my filing cabinet!

Momma Fargo said...

Rodney Strong merlot, huh? I'm doing some skin farts under my armpits and golf claps for ya while drinking my 90 Schilling beer. BTW...if the wine is any good let me know. I love merlot.

Argentum Vulgaris said...

AAAAAND the filing cabinet wins! Are you pissed yet?

LOL

AV

JenJen said...

Hi moog.

Jessica said...

Rodney Strong is going to have a huge run on wine now and it's going to confuse the shit out of their inventory people.

UberGrumpy said...

Ha! I need some Rodney Strong! The wine obviously

Kathy said...

Dude, you're slipping. Even the cabinet itself wanted you to be the one to arrange that. We're all disappointed in you.

Kris said...

Weird. I need head too.
Wait, what?

ClaireMontgomeryMD said...

i once gave a filing cabinet head. i know have a harelip and no teeth. men love me!

meleah rebeccah said...

RODNEY STRONG RULES!!!!!

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