The Hulk Reads Notes to a Teacher - Episode 4 | Mental Poo

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

The Hulk Reads Notes to a Teacher - Episode 4


Today I bring to you the second installment of:

THE INCREDIBLE HULK READS TEACHERS NOTES

I honestly have no idea where my parents went wrong.

I have, in my possession, a series of notes that were handed to a teacher from a parent.

I stress here: FROM A PARENT.

Today, I bring you the fourth note in that series.

Click here for Episode 1, Episode 2 and Episode 3.

Here's what the note said:

"I am look her feel bad sleep a late to school."

(to see an actual picture of the note, click here)


Neither of us have any idea what the fuck she was trying to say, either.

Again.

The note is from a parent.

A PARENT.

Regardless..not happy enough to just show you this note..

I do what I always do for you people who HAVE PROBABLY NOT BOUGHT A SINGLE COFFEE MUG OR CHEAP SHIRT FROM ME YET..

..and went the extra mile.

You will need access to Youtube.

Behold!!!

THE INCREDIBLE HULK READS TEACHERS NOTES - Episode 4



You're welcome.

But if you really wanted to thank me you'd buy a goddamn mug or something.

It would make Hulk happy.

Moog out.

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ALSO:

I've created an audition tape to try and have my VERY OWN TALK SHOW!!

This is not a drill.

Please check it out and vote for me. That would be awesome.

Then what would be awesome is if you spread the word and got me even more votes.

Then I get rich and we're all happy. And by 'we're all happy' I mean "I am." I see this as a win.

26 comments:

Mike said...

I voted again.

I can't wait until you get your talk show.

I think you might have to slip Oprah the midget banana to make up for the chimp lady bit, but it's all for the greater good!

Life in the mom lane said...

You know you have to feel sorry for this kid.... not only do they have a parent in dire need of English as a second language classes- it probably means the kid is developmentally delayed to a certain extent because you KNOW they are not speaking English full time @ home. This poor kid is going to grow up having to be an interpreter for their parents...

Yankee Girl said...

So I just looked at your merch, and am considering a purchase. The great boobs trump stupid works shirt is awesome. I do have great boobs....but I don't want to admit on a shirt that I am stupid. Maybe I'll just wear it when I am drinking. I have done a ton of stupid things while I have been drinking.

ba_hutch said...

OK, the official translation is in: "Hey teacher lady, when my kid looks at that picture of your husband on your desk it makes her sick. So I told her to sleep in and arrive whenever she wants, and try not to have nightmares about short people."

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

I can not believe an actual parent would write that crap. Wow.

Eva Gallant said...

You are merciless! lol

The Invisible Seductress said...

Oh man,, I love these notes..and you for sharing this way!! I voted again!!

Maybe Animal from the Muppets could read one and my life would be complete...

GunDiva said...

No understandy. Note rong?

Katherine said...

You are my very favorite blogger EVER. And my life isn't complete until I read a new letter from a parent. And the hulk reading it? Even better!

Unplugged said...

THIS is what is wrong with America! You ARE in America, right?

Colby said...

If this doesn't work for you, there is really something wrong with America. Well there already is something wrong as you regularly show us, but you know what I mean. I voted.

The Dish said...

Yet another reason why people should have to have permission to breed. Pass or test or get a license. Something!!!

Moooooog35 said...

Mike: I can't wait, either. Then I can stop responding to comments.

Such a colossal pain in the ass.

Life: I feel sorry for all kids. No idea why, really.

Yankee: Thank you in advance for your purchase of several items!!

Seven bucks, here I come!

ba_hutch: No nightmares about short people.

Like that's gonna happen.

Tee: It's funny cuz it's true!

Eva: Yep. Next!

Invisible: I just tried to do an Animal impression and it sounded exactly like The Hulk.

So..you know...just close your eyes and imagine...

GunDiva: Join club. Me no idea.

Katherine: Awwww. Thank you!

BUY A MUG!

Unplugged: Yes. America. I think. New Hampshire is America, right?

Colby: One more vote!! Daytime soap operas here I come!!

Dish: Um..pretty sure if we gave these people permission, they wouldn't understand what we were saying anyway.

Joann Mannix said...

Clearly, you need to contact me, every time you need a translator.

The girl is ugly and she's depressed over that fact and like most people suffering from clinical depression, she sleeps entirely too much. Therefore, she is late for school. Duh.

Don said...

dum note righter say if stupid ass is what it say on note.

Nicky said...

I late sleep too so to vote you for yeserday nite.


Good luck man. BTW, I'm really curious - what's BoBo really like?

Rico Swaff said...

I keep getting "an error occurred" on the youtube vids.

Jeremy from We Took The Bait said...

When the note started off "I am look her," I thought it would go on to say "I live up the second floor."

Wow, I was way off.

Moooooog35 said...

Joann: You should work for a public school district.

Don: EXACTLY

Nicky: Bobo is actually a pretty good ape.

Rico: Not sure what's going on but the videos play for me. Anyone else having an issue?

Jeremy: BRILLIANT.

Mrsblogalot said...

Just think, when you are a big star you can just sit back and watch the hulk and mug sales soar.

Mike said...

That's fine mooog, just make sure you promote your blog on your Oprah network skyrocketing its popularity so I can keep leaving hyperlinks to my various website ventures and gaining an even more powerful one way linkback.

It's a win for everybody!

I will now go vote again.

Brutalism said...

I'm guessing you don't tag along to many parent teacher nights?

Narm said...

I think it is fairly obvious...she wants you.

Or he wants you.

Or...IT wants you.

JoeinVegas said...

That is a rather impressive note. I just hope you leave your students a little better off.

CatLadyLarew said...

Cat... Lady... no... under... stand!

Ceri said...

And I thought the mother of my kids writes poorly... I feel sorry for anyone inflicted with that crud. WTF happened to educating the kids?

I know I complained as a student about the standard of English literacy when I was in high school, but compared to the parents that wrote your letters the class of 2000 were English language professors, at least they could string together a (badly misspelled sometimes) sentence correctly.

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