Someone in marketing needs to be fired.
Let me explain.
The other day, my wife handed me an advertising flyer from our newspaper.
Wife: "Tell me how you read this."
I looked at the flyer.
It was full over advertisements for local companies.
But...
...At the bottom, was the name of the company who created the flyer:
Adinkvillage.com
Me: "Does that say, 'A Dink Village?'"
Yes.
This flyer was brought to you by:
A Dink Village.
Aside from probably being Paris Hilton's favorite vacation spot, I cannot imagine what A Dink Village is.
Is it this:
Or maybe this?
Yeah, I stuck that stupid douche canoe Barry in there.
He should feel privileged that I still think about his fat ass once in a while.
Of course, I'm picturing him in a village full of dinks, but whatever.
Curious as to what exactly A Dink Village is, I decided to go to the website.
Oh.
Ad Ink Village.
That makes more sense.
Still, though - whichever dipshit won the 'Name the Company' contest needs to be fired immediately.
Maybe they can go work for Acocktown.com.
I'll shit if there's a website for that.
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ALSO:
I've created an audition tape to try and have my VERY OWN TALK SHOW!!
This is not a drill.
Please check it out and vote for me. That would be awesome.
Then what would be awesome is if you spread the word and got me even more votes.
Then I get rich and we're all happy. And by 'we're all happy' I mean "I am." I see this as a win.
Friday, June 18, 2010
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I read it as A Dink also...not even going think of what that means.
Love your collection of dink douche canoes
How about Pen Island.com as penisland.com?
I think THAT is a super duper name for my employer.
I've been referring to it as cock-henge (due to the fact that it is a colossal stone phallus) but adinkvillage has its merits as well. I wonder if it is trademarked in Canada...
I didnt even read this yet but the title automatically makes it extremely hilarious. Good on you.
I followed your douche canoe link and O.....M.....G!!!!! Seriously. Just. Jacked. Up. Is he still a coworker?
I just returned from your Barry story and I wish you would put some kind of warning on your posts.
"Don't read before breakfast or even thinking about eating" would be helpful.
Eww.
I don't even remember what this post was about.
Too funny.....Someone thought it looked clever like that!! Sort of like the "Sandy Balls Resort" Which is a real place so you can come home to Sandy Balls!! Woo hooo!! I don't have balls but that does sound uncomfortable...
Great dink photos! Thanks for the laugh!
I clicked on that canoe link and read about your co-worker- from the way you described him he sounds like he might have Aspergers Syndrome- a high functioning form of autism...
the callouses/fingernail thing- still gross...ewwwww...
but he may have a legitimate reason...doesn't make him any less weird- just sayin...
Totally sounds like my kind of town...hee hee.
Except for whats his name, A-rod.
EW.
In 70's Nam a 'dink' was vc, Charlie, Charles, Victor Charles or zipperhead. They were all the same.
Fired. Fired.
That is totally what I thought it said. there you go with your good eye for detail.
I'm going to play BigSis's game, too!
The Rapist's Couch - therapistscouch.com
Maybe they can go work for Acocktown.com.
I'll shit if there's a website for that.
Do "Vandals" lyrics pages count?
http://www.lyricsbay.com/heart_break_hotel_lyrics-vandals.html
BJ's Wholesale Club could sell their website name for millions:
bjs.com
I thought it was a village for DINKS - you know "Double Income No Kids" like Dell Web is for old people.
Huh.
I wanna live in Acuntcity.
OMG. When I read it, I thought it said, "A Dink Village?" too.
I used to work cooperatively (in my role as a PC Tech) with Add-Ink Printer Services here in Oz, thank god they hyphenated the URL too.
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