Wrapping up the Week - June 20, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Wrapping up the Week - June 20, 2010


Before I start..a couple of things:

I'm up for several Podcast awards including Gayest Guest!

GO VOTE HERE!!

Wait. What?

NEXT...THE BIG NEWS....

I've created an audition tape to try and have my VERY OWN TALK SHOW!!

This is not a drill.

Please check it out and vote for me. That would be awesome.

Then what would be awesome is if you spread the word and got me even more votes.

Then I get rich and we're all happy. And by 'we're all happy' I mean "I am." I see this as a win.

It would also make a great Father's Day present for me.

Thanks in advance.

ONWARD!!

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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

The war with "The Family Circus" cartoon rages on.

But this time, there is incest and whores in it.

It's how I roll.

Yet another episode of "The Hulk Reads Notes to a Teacher"


Episode 4.

Or quattro. Whatever.

I never ever want to visit this village.

Ever.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

I get a "Dear Moog" letter asking why all IT guys are perverts.

I'm an IT guy.

This seems like a no-brainer.

I get a hate comment and I deal with it by having MY FIRST EVER CONTEST where the winner must destroy the very fiber of this person's being.

But you get a mug! So..you know...win.

Confusing talk is the way the blue ladder runs up the steps with green sneakers!

When you read it, you'll understand.

Basically the story of my life wrapped up in one giant shitty weekend.

Yay.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':

We take the kids to the zoo and guess what the boy monkey decides to do to the girl monkey?

Hint: It was not get her another Zima.

My son takes karate with the most. annoying. boy. on the. PLANET.

Jonathan. I still want to kill you, kid.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

"Steam Me Up, Kid" does it again but this time with sex toys.

I haven't laughed that hard reading something in a very long time.

Lilu gives us her list of shit that should be invented but hasn't been yet and WHY NOT, GODAMMIT?!

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

6 comments:

Eva Gallant said...

I wanted to vote for you as the gayest, but it said "blogger page not found." Oh, well. At least you know I tried!
Happy Father's Day!

CatLadyLarew said...

Personally, I thought your audition tape made you look a bit tall. But I voted for you anyway. I do hope that Weird Things to Do With Dog Toys and Bible Adventure Wii will be regular features if you get your own show.

LiLu said...

If I don't have a hoverboard within the next five years, I'm taking out Michael J. That's all there is to it.

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

You just earned yourself a free Nana's anal beads.

meleah rebeccah said...

I also tried voting for you and go this error message:

"Page not found
Sorry, the page you were looking for in the blog Speaking From The Crib does not exist."

Jacky said...

Even i got this message.

Page not found
Sorry, the page you were looking for in the blog Speaking From The Crib does not exist.

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