This is a blatant advertisement for that hot bitch, Kathy Griffin who - even though I'm totally not into redheads because I've only ever slept with one and she was my friend's girlfriend in college when he was out sick with mononucleosis (me = awesome friend), I get a free shirt or something for doing this.
Please stay tuned to the end of this post because I'm having only my SECOND CONTEST/GIVEAWAY IN THREE YEARS and, honestly, the shit I'm giving away in this one is better that the shit I was giving away before.
I got an email the other day:
Subject: Kathy Griffin upcoming performance
Hope all is well. My name is Mike and I'm a consultant working with
Seminole Hard Rock Hollywood Hotel & Casino.
I loved the site, your "prophetic tea bag incident" article was hilarious.
(Editor's note: BROWN NOSING WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE. Nice call, dude.)
I'm reaching out to you today to talk about comedian Kathy Griffin coming to their property to put on a show.
She will be performing on Wednesday, August 11 at 8 p.m. Tickets range from $46 - $76 and are available at the casino or at:
I have also included a link directly to the event if you need further info.
If you are interested in posting I actually have some really cool giveaway items you can use on your site for your viewers. I have Hard Rock Hollywood branded t-shirts and watches that you can use.
Any help you can provide in generating some awareness of this would be huge!
Free advertising for some millionaire (?) woman on my blog which has garnered me upwards of $7 in Cafepress merchandise revenue.
Sounds SO enticing.
But, hey, it's not every day that Kathy Griffin comes to you asking for your help/penis...
This sounds great, but what do I get out of this?
I mean, honestly, Kathy Griffin has been riding my coattails forever, and I'd like to get a piece of the pie if you know what I'm saying.
If you know what I'm saying, please let me know because I'm actually unclear myself.
So then I figured that was it but then Mike told me I could get a watch or shirt or something out of it (yay!) so I figured what the Hell.
All you have to do is to simply add a comment on this post.
I will randomly select TWO WINNERS on Friday, August 6th.
The first randomly picked winner will get their choice of a Hard Rock Cafe Watch or Hard Rock Cafe t-shirt...
...and the second winner gets whatever the first person doesn't want.
I'm pretty sure, Kathy Griffin, that you're excluded from this contest...just in case you were wondering.
Good luck, everyone.
I'll be busy fending off Kathy Griffin's advances.
Friday, July 30, 2010