Wrapping up the Week - August 1, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, August 01, 2010

Wrapping up the Week - August 1, 2010


As you read this I am in the middle of a fun-filled weekend with just me and the two kids at Red Jacket Resort in beautiful North Conway, New Hampshire which is a hotel with an indoor water park so if you swing by RIGHT NOW you may or may not get to see me in swim shorts with my spectacular pecs bounding in the sunlight whilst surrounded by small children.

Wow.

I started off good and then just grossed myself out.

ALSO:


Don't forget that I have a GIVEAWAY going on RIGHT NOW where you can win some Hard Rock Cafe stuff (!!!) and all you have to do is read the damn post which includes pictures of Kathy Griffin in a bikini (zoinks!) and write a comment on the post.

ONWARD!!

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Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

A post that has children, and bathrooms, and good manners and humor.


I can't really explain it better than that.

I WON!! I WON A BUNCH OF GBP'S!!!!!!!

No idea, either, really.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


Debating the term 'duty free' sometimes leads to discussing poop.

At least, with me it does.

The married man's guide to trying to sell 'birthday sex.'

This is why I don't write guides.

Weird stuff I saw while on vacation...including rehabilitated gaylords.


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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


Seattle could also be called Hoboattle.


That's seriously the best I could come up with on short notice.

What more could a woman want than her name up in lights in a strange ballpark?


Yeah. I don't know, either.

It's only racist if you're Asian.

Or..you know...you hate racism or stuff.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

Camp Ramsbottom? I hardly knew him!

I, too, see an anaconda every time I shower.


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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

4 comments:

Julianna said...

Enjoy N. conway, I'll skip the 2 hour drive to see you glistening in the sun. (Sorry) Please don't be offended, but the Birthday Sex Story... I hope you get some new moves... not the best approach... but I know all about that as well, as I am also divorced :) -J

Eva Gallant said...

I've always wanted to stay at the Red Jacket. How was it?

A Vapid Blonde said...

The only way your opening paragraph could be better was if there was something in about slathering on body oil. You know, to glisten in the sun even MORE.

Brutalism said...

Thanks for the link. It apparently gets better, as the camp has some story about a "Crazy Mike" that chases kids through the woods and they tell campfire stories about whether or not this guy is real. Seriously? Crazy Mike chases your kids in the woods at Ramsbottom and you PAY for this privilege? What am I missing?

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