Got this from Fuddruckers the other day in an email:
Honestly I don't remember getting the original email they're correcting..but..
SEND.
* No hamburgers in New Jersey were harmed during the writing of this post.
Wednesday, November 03, 2010
FuddRuckers Just Burger Blocked Me
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That is the secret to get a Fudd's burger in Jersey, you gotta fight for it !! LOL
Fudd Burger sounds like a big pile of poop.
So they won't be seeing you again I take it?
Stick it to the man. Simple, yet elegant enough to voice your displeasure.
Apparently, our Fuddruckers just closed down. Lack of people showing up to the eat their horse snout burgers, I guess.
Sorry you won't be able to partake of the awesome Rudfucker's burgers. We eat there at least once a month.
I wish I had your eloquence.
I have been known to send an email or two to eating establishments. Glad to see you do it also.
You're the man!!
You do have a way with words!
You are so funny.
I read your poop down ayour pants excursion over at LaffyLady's to my teen sons, and they were rolling!
More childhood stories, do you do them as a feature here? That one was awesome sauce (sorry it was you)
You have such a way with words: concise and clear.
Bravo!
Am I unAmerican if I've never eaten at Fudruckers?
Being Scottish I feel I should tell you that a "Fudd" in Scots is a fanny. A lady's front bottom. A vajeen. So no one wants to eat a burger out of a fanny, right? Even you.
* fanny in the British sense
I used to dream about a wheelbarrow full of rocks to throw at the Fuddruckers sign.
My aim would be so true that I would take out the "D" "D" "R" in less than five pitches to achieve my lifelong goal of having a "FU***UCKERS" in my neighborhood.
Now my kids share the same dream
I dunno, what kind of candy and who's making the burgers?
Still, BS on that!
King: DUDE. Where've you been?
Jersey? Getting a burger?
Vapid: But it's the MOST DELICIOUS BURGER EVER.
Christina: What? Feed a family of 4 for $20? HELL YES they'll be seeing me.
Brutalism: Fight the power!
*no idea
Mjenks: More burgers for me!!
Coffey: That place is AMAZING.
I will go in disguise.
Jessica: Most people do.
Dazee: Peas in a pod, us two.
Peas. In a. Pod.
Midwestern: *checks pants
Yep.
Eva: It's a gift, really.
A useless, useless gift.
Empress: Yeah..you never know what you're gonna get around here.
I know I have a skiing story coming up at some point.
Stay tuned!
Elly: Especially candy burgers.
Quirky: Sometimes things just come to me.
that's what she said.
Daffy: COMMIE!!!
Veggie: You lost me.
Crazy foreigner, you.
Dufmanno: Reach for the stars, I guess.
Sister: I don't know. All I know is that I was gypped.
Maybe you'll get a gift certificate out of it!
Yeah, I think Fuddruckers has some weird rule about only selling their burgers during duck season.
Wait, that's Elmer Fudd's Burgers.
My bad.
Fuddruckers. We had one where I lived in high school. We called it "buttfuckers"
Good times.....
:)
I don't think I can stop laughing at your plight. I think they secretly used this email to make you WANT their burgers and its an evil fascist move to take over the world... or at least the greater New Jersey area.
I think Veggie Assassin was trying to say that in her country, the word Fudd = pussy.
And I have to agree that burgers are better than candy. You can't put bacon on candy, and bacon rocks my world!
Burgers <3
That's nice post!
I like to read all of your post!
Thanks.
i thought you more into tacos, anyway. c'mon think outside of the bun.
Well, that's it. Im never eating at Fudruckers again!
mmm, now I'm hungry.
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