FuddRuckers Just Burger Blocked Me | Mental Poo

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

FuddRuckers Just Burger Blocked Me

Got this from Fuddruckers the other day in an email:


Honestly I don't remember getting the original email they're correcting..but..

SEND.



* No hamburgers in New Jersey were harmed during the writing of this post.

29 comments:

King of New York Hacks said...

That is the secret to get a Fudd's burger in Jersey, you gotta fight for it !! LOL

A Vapid Blonde said...

Fudd Burger sounds like a big pile of poop.

Christina_the_wench said...

So they won't be seeing you again I take it?

Brutalism said...

I'm with you, my brother in the struggle. Total bullshit.

MJenks said...

Stick it to the man. Simple, yet elegant enough to voice your displeasure.

Apparently, our Fuddruckers just closed down. Lack of people showing up to the eat their horse snout burgers, I guess.

Coffeypot said...

Sorry you won't be able to partake of the awesome Rudfucker's burgers. We eat there at least once a month.

Jessica said...

I wish I had your eloquence.

Dazee Dreamer said...

I have been known to send an email or two to eating establishments. Glad to see you do it also.

Midwestern Mama Holly said...

You're the man!!

Eva Gallant said...

You do have a way with words!

The Empress said...

You are so funny.

I read your poop down ayour pants excursion over at LaffyLady's to my teen sons, and they were rolling!

More childhood stories, do you do them as a feature here? That one was awesome sauce (sorry it was you)

Elly Lou said...

That IS bullshit. Candy is WAY better than burgers.

Quirkyloon said...

You have such a way with words: concise and clear.

Bravo!

Daffy said...

Am I unAmerican if I've never eaten at Fudruckers?

The Vegetable Assassin said...

Being Scottish I feel I should tell you that a "Fudd" in Scots is a fanny. A lady's front bottom. A vajeen. So no one wants to eat a burger out of a fanny, right? Even you.

* fanny in the British sense

dufmanno said...

I used to dream about a wheelbarrow full of rocks to throw at the Fuddruckers sign.
My aim would be so true that I would take out the "D" "D" "R" in less than five pitches to achieve my lifelong goal of having a "FU***UCKERS" in my neighborhood.
Now my kids share the same dream

SisterMerryHellish said...

I dunno, what kind of candy and who's making the burgers?

Still, BS on that!

Moooooog35 said...

King: DUDE. Where've you been?

Jersey? Getting a burger?

Vapid: But it's the MOST DELICIOUS BURGER EVER.

Christina: What? Feed a family of 4 for $20? HELL YES they'll be seeing me.

Brutalism: Fight the power!

*no idea

Mjenks: More burgers for me!!

Coffey: That place is AMAZING.

I will go in disguise.

Jessica: Most people do.

Dazee: Peas in a pod, us two.

Peas. In a. Pod.

Midwestern: *checks pants

Yep.

Eva: It's a gift, really.

A useless, useless gift.

Empress: Yeah..you never know what you're gonna get around here.

I know I have a skiing story coming up at some point.

Stay tuned!

Elly: Especially candy burgers.

Quirky: Sometimes things just come to me.

that's what she said.

Daffy: COMMIE!!!

Veggie: You lost me.

Crazy foreigner, you.

Dufmanno: Reach for the stars, I guess.

Sister: I don't know. All I know is that I was gypped.

J.J. in L.A. said...

Maybe you'll get a gift certificate out of it!

Knucklehead said...

Yeah, I think Fuddruckers has some weird rule about only selling their burgers during duck season.

Wait, that's Elmer Fudd's Burgers.

My bad.

bikramyogachick said...

Fuddruckers. We had one where I lived in high school. We called it "buttfuckers"
Good times.....
:)

Christina In Wonderland said...

I don't think I can stop laughing at your plight. I think they secretly used this email to make you WANT their burgers and its an evil fascist move to take over the world... or at least the greater New Jersey area.

Opto-Mom said...

I think Veggie Assassin was trying to say that in her country, the word Fudd = pussy.

And I have to agree that burgers are better than candy. You can't put bacon on candy, and bacon rocks my world!

Steyny said...

Burgers <3

Funny Jokes said...

That's nice post!
I like to read all of your post!
Thanks.

pattypunker said...

i thought you more into tacos, anyway. c'mon think outside of the bun.

meleah rebeccah said...

Well, that's it. Im never eating at Fudruckers again!

Sunny said...

mmm, now I'm hungry.

Malach the Merciless said...

5 Guys is Better

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