Just a quickie today (that's what she said).
My new cell phone is "state-of-the-art" compared to my old cell phone which had rotary dial and came with one of those operator ladies who plugs the cords into the wall to connect you to the General Store so you can order more chicken feed.
My new cell phone takes video!! This excites me for several reasons...12 of which involve youporn.com but we won't get into that right now.
So with my new video-taking, non-rotary-dial, God-I-miss-Glenda-my-phone-operator cell phone in hand with my kids at Walmart as we wandered into the "Christmas Decoration" section...
..this is shit I do with it.
God I love technology.
But I really miss Glenda.
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I will be taking a tiny Christmas break here for a few days but feel free to rewatch this over and over and over again and share it or go to my Youtube channel by clicking here or on this little icon right here:
Merry Christmas to all you Jesus people, and have a great weekend to everyone else (read: heathens).
Moog out.
Monday, December 20, 2010
It's Like a Venus Flytrap only Christmasier
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I thought my dad was behind the times with the phone he just dumped a couple weeks back.
His came with a dude who wore camouflage, an army helmet and a big backpack with an antenna sticking out of it. Every time my dad would make a call they would have to huddle down behind a rock together. (bad Vietnam movie reference)
Unfortunately about half the time he tried to make a call he would be interrupted by someone trying to order an air strike.
SD
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So glad you have the new phone. I can hardly wait for the new year to see what else you will come up with!
I, too, just got a new fancy schmancy phone (upgraded from the I-hate-those-things-and-refuse-to-buy-one model). It's good to see I am not the only one who encounters strange object at Walmart speaking to me. I only wish I had this new phone the time I encountered an opera singing kumquat (my to the embarrassment of my then roomate). It was quite a duet, that kumquat and I.
hilarious. needed that on a monday morning
Now we'll all be able to get videos of your junk day and night? It's a Christmas miracle!
Technology is Grand!
Merry Christmas!!!
~AM
glad you didn't let your technology fall too far behind, we count on you to bring us the latest and greatest in cannibalism and porn.
merry christmas!
hah, you use youporn.com? Everyone knows redtube.com is much better and phone friendlier.
youporn.com lulz
Who, the hell, comes up with these display ideas?
I, too, just recently upgraded my archaic mobile communication device. I used to have to tie a note around it's ankle and send it through an open window - yes, it's specialty was text messaging.
You're a dork.
A hilariously entertaing dork, but still a dork.
Love the video.
Your first Christmas all alone in your little apartment. HAHAHHA! Oh! Sorry! Have a Merry Christmas with all your blow up dolls and electronic toys. (Don’t forget the handy-wipes)
Just because I'm a heathen doesn't mean I don't enjoy receiving mounds of gifts. I keep threatening to buy my son a Bruins hat like you got last Christmas... he's afraid... very afraid!
Enjoy your week off, Moooooog!
Hey - welcome to the Millennium! Happy new phone!
Oh, btw, you are nucking futs, do you know that?
Okay, I laughed at that. Like, noise actually came out. Just thought you should know.
No, that's what HE said. Nice try, Moog!
redtube.com pwns youporn.
moooooog: I am going to LOVE you and this camera.
I feel it in my bones.
Merry Xmas to a man who makes me laugh (sorry, I know you already heard that one from the ex wife)
You are wonderful.
I can't hear it, but I doubt it's any less creepy with sound!
This new phone of yours changes everything, doesn't it?
Did Santa fart there at the end?
That is hilarious!! Can't wait to see even more fun from the phone in the future!
Have a Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas, Moog!
OMG, that was hysterical. Thanks for making my morning :)
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