It's Like a Venus Flytrap only Christmasier | Mental Poo

Monday, December 20, 2010

It's Like a Venus Flytrap only Christmasier

Just a quickie today (that's what she said).

My new cell phone is "state-of-the-art" compared to my old cell phone which had rotary dial and came with one of those operator ladies who plugs the cords into the wall to connect you to the General Store so you can order more chicken feed.

My new cell phone takes video!! This excites me for several reasons...12 of which involve youporn.com but we won't get into that right now.

So with my new video-taking, non-rotary-dial, God-I-miss-Glenda-my-phone-operator cell phone in hand with my kids at Walmart as we wandered into the "Christmas Decoration" section...

..this is shit I do with it.



God I love technology.

But I really miss Glenda.

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Merry Christmas to all you Jesus people, and have a great weekend to everyone else (read: heathens).

Moog out.

23 comments:

Simple Dude said...

I thought my dad was behind the times with the phone he just dumped a couple weeks back.

His came with a dude who wore camouflage, an army helmet and a big backpack with an antenna sticking out of it. Every time my dad would make a call they would have to huddle down behind a rock together. (bad Vietnam movie reference)

Unfortunately about half the time he tried to make a call he would be interrupted by someone trying to order an air strike.

SD
simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com

Eva Gallant said...

So glad you have the new phone. I can hardly wait for the new year to see what else you will come up with!

Rabbit said...

I, too, just got a new fancy schmancy phone (upgraded from the I-hate-those-things-and-refuse-to-buy-one model). It's good to see I am not the only one who encounters strange object at Walmart speaking to me. I only wish I had this new phone the time I encountered an opera singing kumquat (my to the embarrassment of my then roomate). It was quite a duet, that kumquat and I.

Dazee Dreamer said...

hilarious. needed that on a monday morning

Elly Lou said...

Now we'll all be able to get videos of your junk day and night? It's a Christmas miracle!

AirmanMom said...

Technology is Grand!
Merry Christmas!!!
~AM

pattypunker said...

glad you didn't let your technology fall too far behind, we count on you to bring us the latest and greatest in cannibalism and porn.

merry christmas!

Mr. Condescending said...

hah, you use youporn.com? Everyone knows redtube.com is much better and phone friendlier.

youporn.com lulz

Vinny C said...

Who, the hell, comes up with these display ideas?

I, too, just recently upgraded my archaic mobile communication device. I used to have to tie a note around it's ankle and send it through an open window - yes, it's specialty was text messaging.

Lou said...

You're a dork.

A hilariously entertaing dork, but still a dork.

Love the video.

Coffeypot said...

Your first Christmas all alone in your little apartment. HAHAHHA! Oh! Sorry! Have a Merry Christmas with all your blow up dolls and electronic toys. (Don’t forget the handy-wipes)

Boom Boom Larew said...

Just because I'm a heathen doesn't mean I don't enjoy receiving mounds of gifts. I keep threatening to buy my son a Bruins hat like you got last Christmas... he's afraid... very afraid!

Enjoy your week off, Moooooog!

Pat said...

Hey - welcome to the Millennium! Happy new phone!

Oh, btw, you are nucking futs, do you know that?

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

Okay, I laughed at that. Like, noise actually came out. Just thought you should know.

J.J. in L.A. said...

No, that's what HE said. Nice try, Moog!

Malach the Merciless said...

redtube.com pwns youporn.

The Empress said...

moooooog: I am going to LOVE you and this camera.

I feel it in my bones.

Merry Xmas to a man who makes me laugh (sorry, I know you already heard that one from the ex wife)

You are wonderful.

SisterMerryHellish said...

I can't hear it, but I doubt it's any less creepy with sound!

Jen said...

This new phone of yours changes everything, doesn't it?

Opto-Mom said...

Did Santa fart there at the end?

Kimber Leszczuk. said...

That is hilarious!! Can't wait to see even more fun from the phone in the future!

Have a Merry Christmas.

meleah rebeccah said...

Merry Christmas, Moog!

cornflakegirl74 said...

OMG, that was hysterical. Thanks for making my morning :)

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