Wrapping Up the Week - December 19, 2010 | Mental Poo

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Wrapping Up the Week - December 19, 2010


Before I start today:

HOLY SHIT, Y'ALL!


Yeah. You're reading that right.

As of 7:00 am pm on Saturday, this site was racking up hits faster than a Cheech and Chong reunion.

Primarily thanks to this weeks' posts (which you'll see in a minute) and, for some reason, the one where I just simply harassed a guy who accidentally emailed me and I pretended to be a Dish Dolly Salesman.

Asshole sells.

Just in case you missed another fun-filled week on Mental Poo...

My Posts from this Week:

I get a letter thinking I'm gonna get something cool then it turns out to be SPAM so, you know, I email the woman back.

It's amazing that I actually still get emails.

THESE ARE THE BIGGIES:

I wonder what holiday cards would look like if they made them for divorced people.

*ahem
THE MONEY MAKER OF THE WEEK THAT SET MENTAL POO ALL-TIME RECORDS:

One of the comments on my 'holiday card' post suggested I do a 'Holiday Letter.' So I did. And the rest, as they say, is HOLY SHIT I GOT 12k hits in 12 hours!!

*pees pants

I still can't believe that shit.

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Moments in MENTAL POO History:


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A year ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


A Thanksgiving retrospective that involves vampires and..well..now it just sounds stupid.

Living vicariously through my friends is how I get through most of my days.

Especially if there's flour involved.

And then, in the spirit of the holiday season, I invoked the most blasphemous video of all time.



You're welcome.

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Two Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo':


Do you remember when we had the GREAT ICE STORM OF 2008 up here in the Northeast?

I do.

IT SUCKED.

Well..for most people.

I watch "The Year Without a Santa Claus" and all I can think about is WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JESSICA?!?!?!?!

Damn, woman. The Hell.

I go see my son's karate tournament and all I get is this year supply of Rogaine for Men.

Awesome.

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Three Years Ago this week on 'Mental Poo


Yep. I wanna be a porn star.

Duh.

Edumacating my children is a wicked bitch, yo.

DICK BROWN! DICK BROWN! Sorry..sorry..BROWN DICK! BROWN DICK!

Kinda gotta read it.

An ode to nicknames. And Smudge. And Pepe.

These descriptions don't make any sense whatsoever.

I somehow manage to include snowfall, weathermen, and my penis all in one post and this all makes sense in my head.

I have no idea what's wrong with me.

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Some funny stuff that's not mine that I read this week:

Someday I will fly to wherever Steam Me Up, Kid lives and make sweet sweet love to her after tying her husband in the garage or whatever I have to do. The woman absolutely crushes every post.

It's uncanny.

One of the greatest, weirdest but most awesome things I have ever seen. The best part is reading the play-by-play after you watch the movie.

AMAZING.

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There you go, folks.

Some new shit, some old shit.

That should keep you busy.

See you on Monday.

Moog out.

6 comments:

Copyboy said...

That is just crazy amazing!!! I got be more biting on my blog. haha. BTW...made you blog of the day.

Eva Gallant said...

Wow! That is awesome!

Boom Boom Larew said...

Well, I just HAD to show those posts to my college age son, then had to go back and show him some of your visitors. I'll have you know you are now responsible for him spewing beer through his nose onto all the furniture while perusing your posts. Thanks alot, Moooooog! You have a lot to answer for!

SisterMerryHellish said...

A well deserved Christmas miracle! Are your kids gone? Good, take the ice pick out, put the blow torch down go jingle your own balls in celebration!

Congrats!

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

I keep my husband in an airtight cocoon made of cellophane hanging from the rafters in the attic. So, no worries there, is what I'm saying.

Did you get a celebrity tweet or something? Holy shit! How did that happen??

Kimber Leszczuk. said...

That is awesome! Congrats!!

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