If you're a friend of mine on Facebook then you may or may not know that I have an amazing ability to have amazing abilities.
One of these amazing abilities is commenting inappropriately on serious stories.
Here in New England our local Fox affiliate is Fox 25 and I follow their news profile on Facebook because, well, they have some pretty attractive chicks on there and then they do sports after world events and blah blah blah.
So whenever I see one of their 'Feedback' questions or stories posted, I pretty much have no control over commenting on them.
I'm especially proud of this last one because THAT SAME DAY I walked into my apartment with my son after dropping my daughter off at dance, turned on the 6 pm news, and saw..
There I am right under Big Mike.
I just threw up a little.
So until Fox comes to their senses (HELLO?! I'M A REPUBLICAN, FOX) and hires me as some 'on the corner correspondent except when it's cold out because "Cold Rodney = unfunny short man"' then I'll have to resort to these little quips and shit and showing up on television under people WHO DIDN'T DESERVE TO WIN IN 2006, RUBEN. YOU DIDN'T.
I still get the chills from 'Solitaire.'
I saw one of my Facebook comments for them on the morning news segment.
I'm really hoping this stuff doesn't count towards my "15 minutes of fame" thing.