I Drew a Cartoon! - Some of you might not get this. | Mental Poo

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

I Drew a Cartoon! - Some of you might not get this.

I drew a cartoon today.

Enjoy.

morning wood
My inspiration was simply how I wake up EVERY SINGLE MORNING at the crack of dawn.

Dawn's husband is NOT happy.

47 comments:

John said...

*guffaw*

Lynn MacDonald said...

Hahaha...who wouldnt get that?

Rachele said...

I'd like to know who doesn't get it too. Are there youngsters reading? Gosh, hope not. Nice cartoon.

Lady Estrogen said...

Love it - a damn masterpiece.

A Vapid Blonde said...

Awe, the sad passing of wood.

*wipes a tear*

justine love said...

mourning wood... teehee... O_O

laughingmom said...

Crack of dawn - or sunRISE? ohh...that was bad.

Abby said...

I remember the first time I heard the phrase and had no idea what they were talking about. I asked if it was like oak or ash and everyone looked at me like I was an alien, probably much like the way you people are looking at me now.

But thank goodness I was educated and enlightened from that point on and have since been corrupted. It makes things more fun.

SarcasmInAction said...

you dirty, dirty boy.

Heather McWhorter said...

BAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice...

Elly Lou said...

hollow be thy urethra?

Kerredith said...

Yay Oak! Tee Hee.......

Doug Stephens said...

Please explain this is small words. Some of us are stupid.

Christina_the_wench said...

You sure it's not a twig versus the whole tree? C'mon. We won't judge. Much.

Opto-Mom said...

Maybe Dawn's husband isn't happy because you are a cover hog.

PBJdreamer said...

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


you are hilarious


heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


that is all

Eva Gallant said...

As usual you make me chuckle!

WebSavvyMom said...

-->You crack me up.

pattypunker said...

i don't get it. how come the tree in the painting looks phallic?

Ireland said...

one of your facebook trollings from an earlier post made it to failbook.com- congratulations! you are even more famous than before!

http://failbook.failblog.org/2011/03/30/funny-facebook-fails-sex-iinnn-spaaaaacceeee/

notactuallygod said...

This looks suspiciously like a Far Side. Hmmmmm

ndenunz said...

If you are Scandinavian it could be Norwegian wood.

Knight said...

You cry every morning too?

piceasitchensis said...

This was a great post to, um, wake up to in the morning...

LA said...

I don't get mourning wood.

(That's what she said) yeeck, can we bury that phrase? All apologies.

The Vegetable Assassin said...

You dirty beast. :) Continue.

meleah rebeccah said...

fucking hilarious!

Ed said...

I get it.

Evidently you aren't.

Mike said...

I told my married friend that It's too bad I'm not in a steady relationship cuz of my morning wood.

He told me that married men never get to use it either.

Lose -lose.

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

I heard somewhere that "Morning Wood" was the original concept for the Beatles' "Norwegian Wood."

Gives new meaning to "A Hard Day's Night" also.

Coffeypot said...

So roll over and give him some, too.

badlarry said...

Don't complain too loudly Moog, you know how God pays attention to you.

If you complain too much about morning wood you might get acquainted with the phrase "don't know what you got till it's gone."

Cake Betch said...

You'll really mourn the wood when it's gone.

Jewels said...

Honestly-who wouldn't get this!? Wood wasted is enough to bring any man to tears...and right now as a single girl in a dry spell-well it's a sin against all things good in the world!

andygirl said...

snicker

J.J. in L.A. said...

Morning what??? ; )

Margaret (Nanny Goats) said...

Awwww, you poor thing.
;)

Brooke Amanda said...

That just made my day!

Kara said...

I'm posting too late - all the good puns & quips have been used.
...very funny!

Caleb said...

Well played.

Reminds me of the "mere cat" picture.

Suniverse said...

BWAHAHAHAHA.

Poor Mourning Wood.

WannabeVirginia W. said...

oh my fuck your are still funny as ever. I need to catch up with your shit!!

The Barreness said...

BA-RILLIANT.

Madge said...

My husband works first shift in a saw mill, and their softball team was called morning wood. Still makes me laugh.

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pevelent said...

Hmmm for some reason only half the post can be seen. I tried reloading but still same.

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